I laughed really hard at your modern translation of that fable - nicely done.

Canadian here - is Good Friday not just a day when pretty much everything is closed in the US?

Shit, I get how the side effects of the question being on the census are not good, BUT, “Are you an American citizen?” seems like a super-valid question to have on a statistical analysis of America’s population, so I’m sort of torn between the social and the scientific on this one. I mean, I’m not for anything that…

He means he doesn’t really understand what schizophrenia is and should probably stop using the word in a derogatory manner for what he thinks it means.

Yeah, I remember when the piddly savings account I had as a kid in the 80s was actually paying interest.

lol...I just meant it’s not my long-term savings vehicle, but you know, sometimes the car needs new brakes, sometimes the TV stand needs a new TV.

Savings Accounts suck so hard though - I have about $2,000 in one just for emergencies/fun and it makes less than 20 cents a month!

Even if that were true, and maybe there’s an argument to be made for that, publicly executing them all is FUCKING WRONG. Period.

Exactly, either hulk up or invoke their demon powers.

Whoa there, I’m all for police being punished for their crimes, but attacking someone for their “weak slippery slope argument” after you just fucking suggesting publicly executing ALL cops is bonkers.

That just got Jim a like and a follow from me!

lol...”What the fuck is that thing?” is just an expression. Right, an expression that means, “I don’t know what the fuck that thing is!”

Hey, fuck that guy, I was impressed!

What you’re describing is racism. I don’t even think minority-on-majority racism is what is meant by the silly term “reverse racism” - I think it’s meant to be a “racism” that benefits as opposed to harms a person?

I’m all for the rich being more generous with their employees, but considering she ended up fucking stabbing their children to death, in hindsight EVERYTHING they did for her was WAY TOO GOOD. In a happier alternate universe, when she showed up for the interview they punched her in the face and kicked her ass out into…

Well, I’m not sure of your gender but I feel like you just did some mansplaining there yourself!

Yeah, but not on, like, the one carpeted surface in the house, so I call bullshit on this GIF.

Ha - perfect punchline!

Jesus Christ, I don’t know how POC are able to function in the US - it’s a testament to your strength - if I was suddenly facing these kinds of challenges I don’t think I’d let my son leave the house - or want to leave myself.

Hey, that’s “Peter Brownell, Gun Manufacturer, NRA President AND Dollar Store Picture Frame Stock Photo Model” to you, pal.