I really don’t think they’re leaving us with much choice other than to just start killing them, no? I’ve got a wife and kid now so I can’t really help out with the killing, but if you need a hot meal or your machete sharpened or something, I’m your guy!

WHOA - calling B.S. on that comparison. Why would you even bring that up? At worst it’s a sad story of poor excuse for a sex-life and/or a relationship in decline - though a more positive spin would be that it’s at least involving a disinterested wife in an otherwise solo venture - but to compare that ABSOLUTELY…

Holy shit, I couldn’t have been less curious.

Dumb. The 100% guarantee was that it would be bullshit - I wasn’t guaranteeing the quality of the bullshit. Whether or not he’s one of the 51-99% of criminals who produce “good” bullshit, I would suggest that what 100% of criminals produce when justifying their behaviour is bullshit of varying quality.

Oh, I didn’t realize he was saying crap like that - that is disappointing. I thought he was just genuinely embracing something he loved which I generally support.

Hmm...on your meds, or off?

Nothing is funny anymore.

This is funny because I made the same pact with a new cubicle neighbour a few years back - can’t remember why but I was just like, let’s not bother saying that to each other and she agreed. I’m all for extending that pact with all of Western Society.

These are all great ideas - I’m going to have the inverse kind of talk with my son.

Totally with you up to a point. Saw 3D (7) shit the bed so hard it kind of soured me on the franchise. I diligently collected all of the blu-rays and had already marathoned 1-6, but when I did it again with 1-7 I was so annoyed that that would always be the culmination of the story, I sold them all and vowed to never…

Or maybe he just likes the movies? Jesus, what is it with this shithead internet commentary about how wrong people are for liking this or not liking that? He’s not saying they’re cinematic masterpieces; he’s saying that from his perspective they can be enjoyable when consumed more like a serialized television show.…

And what? Assume it was these people who took it as opposed to the police? Even assuming the weight was reported correctly in the first place? And then what, go kill them over a small fraction of what appears to be a pretty huge operation? No way, they totes coulda kept a bit.

Not saying Trump’s name is kinda senseless and immature. May I suggest dropping the “President” part and just saying “Trump”?

But if the N-bomb drops in the woods and no black people are around to hear it, does it do any harm? That’s a joke...

Well that’s good. I didn’t know that, so thank you for correcting me there.

lol who is that?

But I feel this kind of knee-jerk reaction is unfair to objective-minded people simply looking for an accurate account of what is, by any number, one of mankind’s most horrific slaughters of a particular group of people. It’s my understanding that the 6 million was a relatively hasty estimate given the complexity and…

I’d be grateful if someone would address this question seriously as it’s almost an impossible thing to talk about it and it’s somehow both not important and very important at the same time. I feel like I have to preface it with the following: I of course believe the Holocaust happened. I have no doubt in my mind that…

Sorry, it’s the people with eating disorders we’re worried about this feature hurting, not the many more fat fucks who might actually benefit from it? As a fat fuck who never even noticed that feature, I’d like it back, please!

Hate to tell you but he totally nommed the dog. Quick breakdown of the scene: Man and dog playing fetch with stick in the water. A few moments later cut to worried man repeatedly calling for dog whilst aforementioned stick floats doglessly in the water. :(