I really don’t think they’re leaving us with much choice other than to just start killing them, no? I’ve got a wife and kid now so I can’t really help out with the killing, but if you need a hot meal or your machete sharpened or something, I’m your guy!

WHOA - calling B.S. on that comparison. Why would you even bring that up? At worst it’s a sad story of poor excuse for a sex-life and/or a relationship in decline - though a more positive spin would be that it’s at least involving a disinterested wife in an otherwise solo venture - but to compare that ABSOLUTELY…

Nothing is funny anymore.

This is funny because I made the same pact with a new cubicle neighbour a few years back - can’t remember why but I was just like, let’s not bother saying that to each other and she agreed. I’m all for extending that pact with all of Western Society.

These are all great ideas - I’m going to have the inverse kind of talk with my son.

Not saying Trump’s name is kinda senseless and immature. May I suggest dropping the “President” part and just saying “Trump”?

But if the N-bomb drops in the woods and no black people are around to hear it, does it do any harm? That’s a joke...

Well that’s good. I didn’t know that, so thank you for correcting me there.

lol who is that?

But I feel this kind of knee-jerk reaction is unfair to objective-minded people simply looking for an accurate account of what is, by any number, one of mankind’s most horrific slaughters of a particular group of people. It’s my understanding that the 6 million was a relatively hasty estimate given the complexity and…

I’d be grateful if someone would address this question seriously as it’s almost an impossible thing to talk about it and it’s somehow both not important and very important at the same time. I feel like I have to preface it with the following: I of course believe the Holocaust happened. I have no doubt in my mind that…

Sorry, it’s the people with eating disorders we’re worried about this feature hurting, not the many more fat fucks who might actually benefit from it? As a fat fuck who never even noticed that feature, I’d like it back, please!

Hate to tell you but he totally nommed the dog. Quick breakdown of the scene: Man and dog playing fetch with stick in the water. A few moments later cut to worried man repeatedly calling for dog whilst aforementioned stick floats doglessly in the water. :(

Yep. Save states, rewind, all work exactly the same. Menu looks the same.

I am sexually attracted to women but basically like all genders equally in a platonic way. At one job I had in my early 20s, most of the real work-friends I made and actually hung out with were women. One time I was hanging out in a bar near our office with some of these women and a male supervisor (who - get this -…

That’s very funny.

You can’t spell sausage without “usage”!

Wow, so much masturbation material in this episode.

Good on you for persevering and help change his mind - “I’m uncomfortable that Dr. Who is a woman” - is a ridiculous thing for an adult man to say for more than one reason.

Ivanka spit instead of swallowing that morning.