Congratulations! Yours is the comment that sealed the deal for me NOT clicking on that link! You’ve won some good karma or something!

Unfortunately that wouldn’t help me and my “big legs” issue - got anything for that?

How do we come together as a nation to determine where exactly Steve Mnuchin should be positioned on the public beheading list? He’s feeling more and more like a Top 10 kinda guy these days.

I live in Canada - not having cable basically means not having football and I had to cut the pricey cords after my son was born a few years ago. This year I got a Roku, have a bit of extra cash and was finally going to subscribe to NFL Game Pass and start watching football with my boy. I’m an Eagles fan.

I’ll never know for sure what happened because I wasn’t there, but I do know with 100% certainty that you’re a cunt.

I don’t KNOW anything so I’m not going to declare him guilty or not-guilty, but I always thought this rumour had been widely debunked. Plus his comedy is pretty self-aware and he seems to know how essentially “gross” he looks - he really doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who would think he’d get anywhere with that…

LOL another “Stephen King isn’t a great writer” hot take. You know what a writer is, right?

“Good” destroyed or “bad” destroyed?

Shit I read that and was picturing David Spade - fortunately I got over the shock of finding out he was dead and had processed my grief in the 5 seconds it took me to realize the error.

So, fuckwit (sorry, sorry - I’ve got a bit of Tourette’s), are you suggesting that LOLOL (sorry) Trump loathes any of those things? He basically IS all of those things. Get your fucking tinfoil hat stories straight before you go attacking articles like this. MAYBE Big Money sought to get rid of Jackson as a big Fuck…

Um, no.

I don’t expect Trump and his lackeys to actually not be racist, sexist idiots, but it boggles the mind that there isn’t anybody in the administration with some concern for optics who can exert a bit of influence over these decisions.

“It really salts my apples”? You fuckin geek.

You are an idiot that is blind to reality. You have no perspective. Your opinion is of no value to anyone. How fucking dare you just declare that white racism towards black people is over?! Did you watch the fucking news two weeks ago you stupid twat?

“Okay” isn’t really the right word - fuck, you simpletons have so much trouble with nuance. I wouldn’t even call black mistrust of white people “racism” so much as a logical reaction to a factual reality. I wish they didn’t have to feel that way - it’s not “okay” in that sense - but I completely understand where…

Love these “Start with a Title and Go From There” shows.

Yawn

If you weren’t a racist piece of shit, doing it right would just come naturally.

So did I. I’m translating your answer to “yes”.

Yeah, as far as I can tell, as a relatively poor, white guy, my contribution to the problem at hand is limited to: (a) understanding there is a fucking problem, (b) not contributing to the problem by perpetuating racist bullshit (or asking black people to tell me how I can help - I promise I would never do that), (c)…