That’s probably my favourite South Park scene ever.

Just for fun do you want to hear how that would have went in Canada? After falling down the stairs I would have gone to the nearest emergency room and presented my provincial health card. Here’s where the picture is less rosy - assuming the bleeding was under control and I was in no imminent danger, I might have had…

Juicing sounds like something that would happen at the beginning of a horror movie about the victim going around and killing everyone on the team that did it, saving the coach for a very juicy ending, and in which we would be cheering for that kid the whole time.

Hundred percent agree - sick bastard sounds like he’s the one that taught em that.

Right, sounds like he’s trying to suss out which players are the juicy little snitches.

Yeah, okay. Well good luck being a racist, it’s a tough road to choose.

Huh, I get that for like a friend/spouse who is in the room with you and just for fun, but strangers on the internet? The other day I was talking to a guy who was about to have a kid and was nervous about it and I shared my experience and how great it was and he seemed genuinely relieved and grateful - that felt like…

Can I ask you your motivation for this? I mean you seem like a sort of funny person - I think you know a lot of what you’re saying is wrong - I mean, you’re saying it to inflame so on some level you must know it’s wrong - is it simply for self-amusement? Like a little comedy workout? Or do you enjoy the idea of making…

Came here to say this. I assume Jezebel didn’t suggest it themselves to avoid ANY potential libel issues. Or unfortunate accidents...

You’re most welcome! I seemed to hear/think about mostly the looming downsides when my wife was pregnant so I like to be there to tell people how mostly awesome it is. Even the hard work parts don’t really feel like hard work because it’s such a labour of love, you know? Good luck, have fun and make the most of it…

Let me just tell you as a gamer/movie-nerd whose wife got pregnant the first month we stopped “not trying not to” have kids (ie we weren’t TRYING yet but we stopped using birth control) I really mourned the imminent death of my life as it was. But let me tell you, 2 years in things are awesome. I mean it was awesome…

Wait, what? You act like murder-suicide isn’t an option...if a mutual disaster doesn’t knock you both off first. Happens all the time. Cheer up!

Just out of curiousity, have you ever confronted a bunch of opposing viewpoints and thought, “Huh, maybe I was wrong about that one”? Maybe give that a try here.

lol When I saw that headline I thought, “Please let this be about Tyler Henry.”

Let me preface by saying I grew up next to an older gay couple (my parents still live there and I was the Best Man when they finally officially tied the knot shortly before one of them died with cancer - it was beautiful - he was so happy and the minister who reluctantly presided had a fucking epiphany that almost…

I’m not saying I WANT a female serial killer (or maybe just serial killer-curious) to join this site and go on a spree of some sort, but I wouldn’t be sad(!) if that were to happen either, you know?

He’s got a head like a fuckin orange! (If you get the reference we can be friends)

He’s just kiddin around, that’s all!

Really? History’s “greatest” racist maniac was also one of its biggest ranters/ravers.

The aftermath has been even more sickening than the speech itself. The fact that any Democrats stood and applauded at any point (aside from honouring the fallen soldier and his wife) makes me want to puke.