His drawings that featured in WC 2 load screens were actually fantastic and I would love to frame them.

Origins took the map from City, changed two things. It was garbage and would have worked better as a DLC for AC. It really was the epitome of yearly franchise cash-in.

Actually that seems like a pretty solid gauge of quality.

You are the narcissist troll parent we’re all talking about here.

I so don’t want this to get lost. You are my absolute favorite writer here at Kotaku, and the only one who ever went so far as to simply recommend one of my comments- let alone read it.

Shulva and Eleum Lloyce were absolute perfect representations of the Soulsverse, so props for that. Brume Tower was a light take on Tower of Latria from Demon’s Souls too. And I did love the base game sex change coffin, Shrine of Amana and Drangleic Castle. It was mostly.... fine, with occasional glimpses of…

So edgy.

Can someone tell me if there is a ring or something to increase health while being summoned? Those bosses late-game one-shot like crazy.

Stormt trooper power armor...

Are scones ever not dry?

Wow. You didn’t even read and/or comprehend a word I said. And it was only three (that’s 3, as in this many periods...) sentences. Poor thing :(

It is their life. Your opinion or feelings on the matter are ultimately irrelevant. But I'm sure you're too wrapped up in your id to even consider this to be true.

“I’ve seen”

Aah those zones sound like Darkroot Garden. 2v2 pvp only and such.

She’s Angel Barta, and this is her thing. She's been doing this for years.

No worries, yes I meant the second half. Easy explanation for the time off that may not even be needed, assuming the new position works out.

I hope this works well as an introduction to the series because I've never touched a R&C game.

Well as bunkers go, whoever said they have to look gray and drab? Maybe build a reflective shaft and add a living wall. Sounds perfect.

How’s that mate?

I could kiss your toes for a Joshua Tree name drop. Probably not the best thing for a 14 year old to discover but it always takes me back.