Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

Sometimes I feel like Anna’s beat for The Slot merits a GoFundMe for a spa day.

“Little late now, but a fine idea”—Leeds

You’ll only watch if you wanna what...?

Superb Owl 50 will take place between Charlotte Kitties and the Colorado Horsies to determine the winner of the Notably Foolish Leak championship. Key and Peele might be the only worthwhile part of the Superb Owl

Shocking.

I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

FUCK i thought it meant worship, as in “I worship this couple together.” Jesus I am SO FUCKING OLD and now I’M FURIOUS

That was one of the names in that Adam Sandler Western, right?

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

This changes nothing

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

They won’t be able to repeat as AFC Finalists if they keep this up.

Gawker sites have, as much as anyone in the sane portion of the country, pimped the Hillary Clinton email non-scandal.

I don’t think most people want to face up to the fact of how much their ideas of beauty and what’s appealing is influenced by society’s ideals and what they’ve been exposed to. They’d rather throw up their hands and claim what they like is inherent, rather than examine their biases and broaden their horizons. While…

“Kirk Cousins gives us the best chance to win.”

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?