Do I have to make eye contact? Or can I close my eyes and pretend he’s someone else? Will he be talking?

Match made in hell. This’ll be great.

They’re all great but Burke’s dad seems so fucking sweet and proud! Also very much agree with Diana’s mom on the need for a better search feature. These parental reports are one of my favourite things this site does!

Fuck it. We’re all gonna die. Most of us’ll probably die of cancer. But a life spent trying to not die would probably not be worth living. Pass me my hot dog!

Were any crowds pleased by The Terminal???

This is a really great article. Always love your stuff but this was particularly awesome. Thanks!

For the record my girlfriend was raised scientologist(raised in it, no longer very active but not separated in any sort of acrimonious way) and she is a rational, smart person who has no problem with vaccination. She did say it’s more likely that “being forced to do something” is probably the thing that more offends…

I just wanted to say thanks for this article. Every year I watch my girlfriend feel like a shit human being(which she’s not, she’s the fucking best!)because she can’t bring herself to tell her mother she loves her(which she shouldn’t, her mum is awful). This article was an amazing help in making her feel she’s not the…

Running Away - Rumble Strips

With the recent shitstorm of violence ripping through the NFL like a dose of typhoid, you'd think that there would be talk of Winston not being drafted by ANY team. So far, no one is saying that. Or at least I haven't seen it said much. People just say 'His draft stock is falling', but shouldn't it have been fucking…

Hearing Roger Goodell say the words "people of colour" is most definitely the low point of my day.

Really though, how many injuries before he puts his name to some pairs of branded RGIII crutches and casts? I don't even need any, but i'd buy them just to have them.

Steve Young's face, when Ray Lewis mumbling on, is the best. He speaks for us all, in that moment.

Fuckin well done, Scheft. Nice to see someone reacting like an actual person rather than a sports media cyborg.

Thank you Erin! This made me have thoughts!

I can assure you all the humanity in The Office and Extras came from Stephen Merchant who is a really great, characterful writer and human being. Ricky Gervais, I have had the misfortune of coming into contact with, and he's just a very bitter comedian who is quiveringly insecure about people taking him seriously.

"I would encourage her to meet with the Red Mesa Redskins on Navajo reservation and see their opinion, because their opinions are similar to my opinion"

Mate you can't offend me! I'm way better than you. But I hope using the word millennial made you feel current. 2 n's by the way. For next time.

His dream was to play in the NFL. He did that. I can only assume your dream was to be an unfunny cunt who makes unfunny cunt jokes all day to make up for your own sorry life. So well done!