I non ironically love his use of the letter "U" in his song titles

Whatever keeps me from contemplating my own mortality.

Behind the scenes of Magic Mike XXL

I wonder how exactly he'll play a cutthroat CEO considering his delightful mop-top.

Good show and loud. I stood close to the stage, but next to the speakers so my ears were ringing into the next day. Plus, the lead singer, Adam, made a Seinfeld reference. So overall, good show.

Watched Jean Claude Van Damme do the splits in Bloodsport, drank some brews, and last night I went to see the War on Drugs play. Good show. My ears are still ringing.

Sat in awe watching Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport. Also beer and music and the latest season of Parks and Rec. But, more importantly, Jean Claude Van Damme.

"No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

"Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ritual sacrifice!"

Intriguing. Very intriguing. I shall now go and check out this show.

dear god

Really? It's hard for me to imagine it being anything other than Dill-icious.

Writing these comments is a Walken the park

It'd be a nice heart to heart

I really want to give John Hurt a hug. He seems very huggable.

not just any swords — katanas, dude.

Pierce Brosnan needs to get back to fighting volcanoes. That movie was dope.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants suffered from a lack of Goldblum.

Well, I guess the movie could turn out to be a brundle of fun.

I need Jeff Goldblum in this movie.