Dolly’s tumblr is thing of beauty. It is all pics of her and love and inspiration. She is a jewel. She is a treasure. Between her and Loretta Lynn......I’m two beers in and getting teary thinking about when we will lose them.

Omg omg omg omg! I used to love it seriously but after a rewatch last year now I love to criticize the fuck out of everything except Sookie. I am so excited. Soooooooooo fucking excited. Woo.

1180? LOL. I'm assuming she took the one with the 1600 max but that's still sad.

Piece of a pickle. Howard Johnson’s, 1987. This same vacation (2 days later) I almost drowned in a foot of water. I'd still rather drown than have a pickle in my sinuses again.

I think you just demonstrated the biggest way yo miss a point that has ever been done.

Christmas time acapella competition with judge and adorable music nerd Ben Folds. It was hilarious. And provided many chances to yell “stay out of it Nick Lachey” at the screen.

Oy. We are trying to conceive and girl first name will be Malala, I don't know if we can slot Ladda in there, especially with a double L in the last name too. That's a lot of Ls. So many Ls.

Arghghghgh I wish Rep. Duckworth’s first name was anything but Tammy. She is lady worth considering when naming a daughter but I just fucking can't with Tammy.

I'm not sure about all milk, but I developed an aversion to whole milk (what I grew up drinking) while pregnant. It's been 17 years and I still drink 2%. It just felt too thick.

Everyone knows men like long hair so shaving your head is an act of aggression against each on specifically. Barf. When I was nearly bald and a boobless, hipless teen I heard a lot of “what is that” from behind me. More frequent than any cat call. But my fashion heroes were Sinead and Eve Savail (model, dragon skull…

I don’t tend to keep a hair style for longer than a few years. The shaving came after I had done most of a shave and left some on top and dyed it blue. Of course, now summer is here and it’s shoulder length and very thick and curly and I’m contemplating doing it again just to have some relief. And whether you care…

Go for it. I’m 37 and I’m currently growing out my shaved head. I’ll warn you though, people will ask if you have cancer. And “why did you do that?” Society takes bald ladies very badly.

Is anyone else fascinated by Oprah’s magic glasses? She looks 16! Or is it the ponytail? In the Tonys clip from the other day when she introduced the musical number from The Color Purple I was amazed and here they are again.

W/e Blanche.

Yes I’m sitting here in tears wondering why?? Not that it isn’t fantastic, but how are these tears being drawn out? Hell fucking yeah Lin-Manuel Miranda, he’s a goddamned genius magician. So beautiful, so perfect, and so very sad to watch these people of color ask plaintively if slavery is over...not yet.…

I would prefer to send a child to the public school in our neighborhood. The school and many of the students are bilingual (English and Spanish) and I think that would be a great benefit. However Nevada public schools are currently ranked almost at the bottom and that is unlikely to change by the time we have a sprog…

He was older, hairier, and his shirts weren’t sheer but not too far off. And he did wear shoes unlike Agador (am I remembering that right?)

What is your question.

Ha! Thank you, I was hoping someone got here first.

Well I married a guy with virgin skin, but if I had met him six months later I might have already been dating a guy with face tattoos. So I am pro tattoo pretty much anywhere. In tattoo category they need to be more gutter punk than prison or douche though. So no tear drops or barbed wire.