A school trip during which they fucked up the hotel rooms and I end up sharing with Ethan or Josh or Johnny or.......ahh fond memories.

You and me both! And MMF is the best. Caveat-the dudes must be friends, like super close friends. Roommates ends up with a left out. But friends like brothers? Super fun. Of course, I have only MMF’d with straight guys.

I think the phrase is something like “appropriation tourist.” She is damn near the epitome of the “white feminist” and dating someone with cancer doesn't automatically make you a better person. Her whole thing is brand promotion, and that is her choice.

Jeans have no inherent morality. And every single person that responded all bitchy about her jeans........you are old. And you will always be old. Regardless of your age, you are fucking old and nobody cares about your stupid opinion. If you aren’t smart enough to figure out that a story is sad in the absence of…

Oh goo, I'm not alone. I was doubting myself even as I typed.

Oh hell no. Geese are vicious and aggressive. A bunch of them live around this dog path and I'm always super vigilant with my dog. I don't think they could hurt her, but it is not worth the risk.

When I was 7ish a squirrel ran up my leg attempting to steal my candy. Scarier than you might think.

So did he actually come back home at some point? Or is she full on delusional?

I just had to explain my raised fist cheer to my husband when I saw the headline. Explaining who she is resulted in yelling. Good fucking riddance.

Hey, I messaged you.

I once matched with an Australian on OkCupid who was in a green card marriage. He was not even a little concerned about getting caught. White people from “cool” countries get to do whatever apparently.

There are so many comments on SNS I can barely get a comment out due to lag so I’m replying to you here if that's okay. If there is a less active place to talk, I will reply there instead.

Check out The Transplants. Catchy, bouncy, fun.

I think his kindness about your anxiety is coloring too much of your view. I was all “nope” before the rumor.

Lacroy vs la kwa?

I watched the doc yesterday. Definitely worth seeing, but it's all really fucked up and weird.

The free coffee enema guy is EXACTLY who you imagine. He camped between me and the porta potties a few years ago.

I’m sorry, I just can’t figure out how to film the wind.

1. The Cal-Neva. It’s like going to NYC, buying a slice at 7-11 and bitching about how disappointing the pizza is. The Cal-Neva is essentially the casino equivalent of a homeless guy who lives under a bridge.

Was your intro to her in Dazed and Confused?