My parents used to have a house cleaner. He wore tiny denim shorts and had gay voice. After a couple of years (I spoke to him rarely) I found out he was married to a lady and had kids. I was very surprised. This doesn't make him straight, but it doesn't make him gay necessarily either.

Well seeing as it's not a humor or music site, I am availing myself of the news etc. You seem to be taking this verrrry seriously. You got like 100 stars, why so defensive about a dissenting opinion? Or are you a Gawker media employee on a burner trying to recapture some waning popularity?

It’s just one giant eye roll. These people are, to a person, deeply unfunny. They are not good at satire, sarcasm, or sardonicism (that word seems wrong but this isn’t my job so w/e).

No. Gold lavalier.

If you are having fun that’s great, but this guy seems a little sketchy. 2 years past the break up it is no longer acceptable to use it as an excuse. Plus, then he’s love bombing? Mixed messages and pink flags.

Yeah you seem suuuper qualified to be writing a parenting column. Super.

Thank you. This was not an isolated incident, I did theater for years and was in school choruses and such (non-audition based). I have a feeling that constant strep infections as a toddler (including one round of scarlet fever) may have messed with my hearing a bit. And no one in my family can sing for shit lol.

I make up for missing the notes with good rhythm. This is why my go to karaoke song is Baby Got Back. I was put in ballet due to severe pigeon toes when I was 3ish and they taught me how to listen. Or there is a good chance I'd be all Elaine with the dancing.

Thanks. I made this account specifically to comment on the article a couple months (?) ago that used Me and A Gun as a title. I loved that album as a teen and listened to it eleventy million times. In the intervening 20 years life has conspired to make it so I can't listen to that song anymore.

I knew a guy in a prestigious musical theater program who said that to me. Challenge accepted. After an hour he was nearly in tears. You know perfect pitch? I have perfect tone deafness apparently. I still sing all the time though.

Cardi, you were fucking gorgeous before, you are gorgeous now.

My exhusband forced me out of the car at gun point and left me at a gas station in Tangipahoa Parish, LA. First thing the sheriff asked me? Was I supposed to be on any medication. Cause I was crying and had short hair. People are the fucking worst.

Yeah I was a combination runner/stripper. I would disappear and be found naked and diaperless in the center of those round clothing racks. Dancing, because of course.

Seriously with the #notallchristians?

Grr. Something something...these people are abortion minded...something about getting a D&C anytime they have a complex thought.

Easter bunny has zip to do with christianity and Santa is baaarely over the line of religion. I was raised atheist and had those things. My children will decorate Lord Vader as we celebrate Sithmas.

What a sterling example of the sort of intellectual rigor encouraged by jeebus freaks. As for music dude, he just desperately needs someone to follow doesn't he. Fucking Dawkins.

This is a good article. Good. Today is day one of cold turkey quitting smoking and I am PISSED. Round one of emails to these morons has been sent. Now for the fucking “I used to be a republican” article.

Theoretically yes. But if it’s a thing that is important to you, you find yourself mentally pointing out alllllllll the characters that don’t actually NEED to be straight white men. And then I lose whatever entertainment value I was getting.

I think that as we become a more casual culture, this will matter less and less. And it needs to. My husband was told he would never amount to anything because he had long hair 20 years ago (we are 37). And he was offered a job in his field (theater tech) but was told to his cut his hair three (!) years ago.…