No better game to commit homocide with seafood.

I think kids will wonder ‘What’s Avatar?’. I know there’s supposed to be more movies but it’s about as culturally relevant as Al Jolson and parachute pants.

Agree to the max new internet friend!

I’m just happy for a ‘thwarting’ in regards to terrorism. Bravo!

I couldn’t get into any of them. Barring Persona and select Animes I just feel like an old man trying to grasp the culture.

Man I didn’t even read the comments but I’m sure you riled a poop storm. I personally never understood the elitism. I spent four years in France learning how to cook but I wouldn’t shit on Burger King, just cause I could make something better doesn’t mean I can’t like the easy greasy thing. The east greasy thing…

I do indeed think that.

They involve multiple shipping containers worth of Spaghetti-O’s, genetically engineered Stellars Sea Eagles, introducing tons of gelatin into the worlds’ oceans and Gremlins not getting wet.

Goodbye Blue Monday!

He’s got stage 4 Graphuldner’s Trigunalsis. Traditaditionally comorbid with Slangclunder’s Diborisis. I mean it’s clear as day, symptoms include but are not limited to: Glittery diarrhea, Kardashianism, leaky blow hole, Porcupine rectum, clammy banana hands, explosive taint combustion, implosive taint reconstruction,…

They can’t take away my race cars, I made them out of my own poop! Now if the ice will only finish cooking and I could clean my oven....

I mean it said she tried to use pizza in lieu of an I.D. She very well may have had one but at that point....doubt she was in a position to locate it efficaciously.

*United States declares supervised communal break for next four years*

So much agreement.

I believe it was Carlin that said, in regards to voting(or lack thereof). ‘Well you didn’t vote so you can’t complain...Of course I can I didn’t vote for the guy!’

I mean there’s been countless heartbreak/slow death scenes/heartbreaking death scenes wherein a horse dies to this song I’d have thought it would’ve gained the recognition long ago.

Oh but she’s relatable and farts and eats food and stuff!

That movie made me want to perforate my scrotum with a whisk/awl combo, then summarily drink the contents with a crazy straw. People say it’s like this deeply disturbing portrayal of addicts, and as somebody who was around addicts his whole life growing up I was just bored. I wanted somebody to buy a furry raccoon…

Everybody loves the dude but he actively ruins Parks & Rec for me. I get it’s a comedy and he’s a caricature of a human but every second he’s on screen I want to drown him in a shallow pool of Ox urine and gasoline.

How about...not interpreting an obvious zombie noise as a racial slur and getting the fuck on with our lives?