No, I used masochistic tendencies efficaciously. I’m sorry if you think I’m a twat.

I love so much you were banned from Deadspin. Sports are the worst.

Crystal, I understand your reluctance. It must’ve been traumatic for you. Yet you did agree to being bound by another human and by its nature you weren’t being bound by a pacifist who was going to release a cage of baby bunnies onto your chest. He was obviously a masochist and yet after him personally violating your…

I know it’s a JA reference but it makes me think of my 4th grade Halloween party wherein I dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy and slipped in a large tray of purple (ostensibly grape) ghost-shaped Jell-O Jigglers that were haphazardly placed on the floor outside my classroom. The padding and white grease paint on my…

May their bones feed the Makers Muad’ Dib.

Yea it’s seems like a special kind of terrible to be violated in that manner by your significant other, someone you should trust explicitly.

Wish we could seperate religion and outdated moral outrage from actual emotions and practicality.

I’m honestly starting to get appalled by the staggering number of remakes of things across all media in general.

Star Wars? Trump looking like a more heavily botoxed comb-over Palpatine?

Can he be named Alabaster?

Sweet merciful death or living through it permanently jaded I guess. Although I suppose unbridled optimism is an option but I can’t really muster that.

Trying to picture him with that whacky bowl cut...

Mr. Locomotive being a euphemism for his penis?

Oh no! Think of the spawn of such a union!

Ah TMZ, such a bastion of journalistic integrity.

As a giant nerd I can’t help but compare this in my head to Lex Luthor and the Injustice League. Horrified that it’s actually seeming to happen.

Anyone else feel Corvo’s stop time is crazy overpowered? I’m about halfway through a high chaos play through. Upgraded it fully with all the runes from Karnaca and I have had no challenges whatsoever. Can just make a ruckus, get all the guards in a central location, stop time, then just blast all of them in seconds.

You phrased that better than myself, I was baffled by her reply and rambled a bit. I laud your more effective volubility.

I can’t efficaciously answer that having never been a woman with cancer or a man who’s genitals have been severed. So I’ll state an opinion. Being emasculated would certainly make me quite depressed, especially if it wasn’t for medical reasons. Women who get their respective sex characteristics lopped off, for…

Seriously they don’t look like they should be worn by humans, especially the one on his direct left. Defies all logic in regards to clothing.