Personally attack and shit on the guy who expressed an unpopular opinion? What a fucking paragon of virtue you are. Constructive and informative too!

It seems like your opinion is ‘kill them first’?

I’m just positing ‘gobble gobble mothetfucker’ into Clint Eastwood movies in my head and I’m fucking loving it. Thanks P-bal.

Yea, shooting a potentially motile kneecap isn’t really a thing many folks can do in a heightened state of panic.

I mean if I’m an old man and don’t want to remotely get into a confrontation with potentially aggressive youths I’m not gonna say ‘the fuck did you say to me’ if one mouths off. I’m gonna ignore it and go buy my garbage bags or whatever then go home.

You should make that into a shirt

I mean I’d definitely use your skin to upholster the divan in my third sex dungeon.

Bu-dum-tiss

I mean the one does but my innumerable vestigial penises sprouting randomly from my body can’t feel a thing.

Thank you for saying it.

Yea I imagine getting your dick chopped off engendered a degree of fatalism.

He made porn? Meaning his penis was reattached or it was whacky no penis kink shit? Im just actively curious as to the state of the mans genitals.

That’s gotta be among the worst ways to be woken up staying at a friends, ‘take me to the hospital, for my penis hath been rent asunder!’

Accurate!

I bestow upon you the honorific of Drunkle.

I’d rather have ten gauge needles dug into my eyelids while starving humming birds dug through my bowels and the Stay Puft man from Ghostbusters gave me a rectal exam rather than watch an episode of Girls. That being said as a 1/9 octopus with 47 gender identities, bushels of grapes for hands, penises sprouting from…

I just generally hated catholic elementary school. I suspect it may be causal to my general lack of religion.

I thought you needed a level 14 hydralix to dramphasine the p.180q in order to reroute a 34 neural interface under the sroftal 1.78 intertgratrixal subroutine matrix?

I thought you needed a level 14 hydralix to dramphasine the p.180q in order to reroute a 34 neural interface under…

What’s the holidays without Cheesey Blasters?

Exactly!