soiledfool
SoiledFool
soiledfool

I traditionally don’t like to be rude to folks, even if they’re abject pieces of garbage but I’m really done with all this shit. Here’s to you Jeff Sessions!

Fairly certain the thought of an interracial gay marriage would give him some sort of apoplectic seizure.

I watched the first two episodes of the anime last night, loved the new art direction. Seemed almost Ghibli-esque.

Fucking Archie, dude was a dog, make a choice man!

So much do I love that.

Ah, the elusive Honda Scarab. Fuck I’d love to go clorform my 19 year old self and hide him in a closet until I was in my mid twenties. Until he was? You know what I mean.

Is it Bert & Ernie spit roasting Oscar the Grouch while Snuffulupagus cries and jerks off in the background?

My best friend looks like a blonde, slightly more muscled Chris Evans. He’s super shy so I love going out with him, cause during the inevitable approaches he gets I usually answer. ‘I’m sorry he’s quiet, he’s really only interested in furries dressed like Red Pandas and scale models of whale genitalia replicated in

Cartoon dog eyes?

Hey, at least, judging by how his face constantly looks, he won’t really accomplish anything cause he needs to rush to the nearest bathroom to violently evacuate his bowels. I should really put my culinary degree to use, apply to the White House, and find some way to incorporate copious amounts of ghost peppers and

Alright, I’d have to be being actively mulish to put it off anymore. It’s next on my list.

Hehe, I’m sure they’ll be rocking some monstrosity straight outta the Hunger Games

Right! She always looks like she’s staring directly into the sun!

‘FOR THE SWEET LOVE OF GOD VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN!!!’ Would be an arresting pamphlet for sure.

Literally didn’t imagine I could think less of the guy unless he’s caught throwing disabled immigrant toddlers into a wood chipper but you proved me wrong.

I get chalazions a couple times a year, they’re gross, basically a blockage of the oil in your eyelid that keeps the moisture contained. Looks like your eyelid has sprung a massive gross zit. Needles used to bug me but after a couple times getting a ten gauge gouged into your eyelid regular shots lose their impact.

My main concern-does it end in a satisfying manner?

I don’t know why I’m dragging ass about it, I literally couldn’t count the amount of times friends/family have recommended I watch The Wire but I just never do. From the universal benedictions I’ve gotten I imagine it’s worth the watch. I just got HBO Go so I guess I don’t really have an excuse not to...

I’d probably offer both my pinkies as a sacrifice to Belgephor for 30 Rock to be back on TV. Hands down in my top 3.

Goat cheese Brie?!? What madness?! I must try some!!! I had a cheese plate over the weekend that was served with a deep fried baguette. Was a big fan overall with the exception of this moldy yellow one that tasted of batteries with a hint of pocket change.