I mean I do like my gals hairy and to be possessed of at least three animated singing household items. Claws and fangs are a bonus too.

when I was a lad I ate four dozen immigrant babies to help me get orange!

They’ll be like scores of male escorts popping up out of the woodwork saying how Pence likes sour cream blasted up his asshole while they whip him with a big black dildo and he wears a unicorn costume.

Thank you for sharing that! Didn’t know it was a thing, you’ve broadened my horizons!

Sklord? Wailitty?

They have hollow bird bones and are filled with helium. That’s how they float on the battlefield like that.

Wailord cam!

I just started last night as Emily. I don’t know how feasible it is but I’d like to find a large group of guards, domino a few of them, kill one using the fully upgraded shadow kill so they all turn into bloodflies, escape the melee by possessing one of the bloodflies I’d just created and let the ensuing swarm pick…

Joanna, this is such a more productive article than the ‘fuck this moderate person’ articles. Good on you for not succumbing to the hate!!!! Loved it!

As an Indiana resident I can say the only positive I can garner from a Trump presidency is that he’s no longer our governor. He’s such a hot pile of demon excrement passed through a whale carcass that was summarily consumed by undead porpoises then farted into a swamp of buric acid. I was referring to Pence but I…

Well my spouse is out of town for two months so regardless it’s up to me and the Ol’ Six Finger Banana Hammer Deluxe if I want any sexual gratification, and I gotta say, even if I just crawled out of a bunker after a nuclear holocaust and a mutant crab person was devouring my leg in his razor sharp chitionous…

My doctor recommended that I take more soluble fiber and lower my acid intake in the wake of my lithotripsy to remove my kidney stones. I hastily read the directions of the fiber powder he told me to get. Turns out there’s a pretty big difference between taking two teaspoons and two tablespoons, at least I hope so. I…

Seems like it could get messy, if you guys have been together for a while and love each other in spite of that though I feel like you could at least reach an agreement? Has it been an issue at all barring this incredibly raw time?

Beyond absurd I’d say, wildly delusional maybe?

I was driving behind a couple today that had roughly, six? seven? Pro-life bumper stickers on their car today. I couldn’t take an effective count because the one in their back window basically said ‘YOURE A BABY MURDERER’. Was so grossed out. As if it’s some incredibly easy choice that women make on a whim. If I could…

Usually my last resort pair cause they’re about as comfortable as a hair shirt translated to boxers but I do occasionally wear the heart spotted drawers that came in my special edition when I’ve been lazy in regards to laundry.

Yea, I guess there’s some righteous vindication in hating on folks even though that’s what I thought we were endeavoring to abrogate by voting for Hillary. Telling people to go fuck themselves and all the bandying of blame is pretty low road. Trump is president man, like, you can’t be fucking hating on people, makes…

I mean despite her losing the election dogs do need to poop. If I was in her shoes I’d be walking around in the woods thinking ‘what the literal fuck just happened’ too.

So with you! I was like Hadid(s)?!

I was thinking, ‘but are the cookies tasty?’. I rarely eat cookies for their aesthetics.