He changes into jorts and a Bud Light cut-off tee about fifteen minutes into the campaign.

Had reuben egg rolls last night, was Tony the Tiger great!

I’m making choo-choo’s in my pants! I was going to make an Overwatch comparison but I don’t want to hear how wildly dissimilar it is. So just pooping myself, hard.

Hey, Goodmorning.......you...

I’m with ya man, it’s unrelenting. You’d have had to be living in a bunker for the past year to miss these points people keep reiterating on a loop. Some (wish I could say everyone but he did get elected) people think he’s a xenophobic, mysoginistic, Mussolini-loving trash person. I agree with them, saying it over and…

So Froslass is a fucking serial killer? Sounds like Dahmer!

I’m pretty grossed out by all the Hillary supporters telling people to fuck themselves for a choice they made.

At least I can console myself in the knowledge that if Duke stands in a strong wind his face will implode from all that bad plastic surgery. Also that’s not even the confederate flag you dumb fucks.

You’re a peach

Yea, it’s like a totally shitty thing when your lack of faith in humanity is so aggressively confirmed.

Like, peace, man. Sorry I upset your sensibilities, feel free to make fun of me more, although you’re so wildly inaccurate as to be like, kinda funny.

Nothing like making snap judgments about people you know nothing about.

I ordered the squash lasagna with apple and gruyere, not blowfish leatherface.

Hey you’re not alone, people looked at me like a pariah when I said Trump was going to win. I absolutely think he’s a total shit but I lost faith in humanity when my buddies’ eye leaked into my hand. Keep your positive view, people like you get crushed everything is truly fucked.

Hey, shitty white male assholes have pretty much run things for a while, you’ve borne it this long just like, stay strong man.

Nothing like civil war.

If you thought for a second a bunch of racist misogynistic white male dips wouldn’t come boiling out of the woodwork like termites to prevent a Hillary presidency than I’m wildly envious of your naivety and the fantasy world you live in. I know I sound like a jag but c’mon, white guys making decisions? Shocking…

Cue the collective death knell of sanity. Goodbye Blue Monday!

Dude....gross.

Guess it’s pointless to engage in a discourse about morality. I think he’s a piece of shit, you don’t. Nothing’s gonna change that. Someone that insanely anti-gay can’t be a good person to me.