Peace man, been a bummer of a night.

Pence is a bag of shit.

No, right post I think, thought it was salient. Like, just think it’s a bad night to argue. Lots of folks with big chips on their respective shoulders ya know? You can definitely think I’m dumb, sorry if I pissed you off.

I know right? That game and Crisis Core are the sole reason I still own a PSP! You should watch Trinity Soul!

I know it’s wildly irrevelant to the current topic but is your avatar the protagonist from Persona 3 Portable?

How bout lets like not argue man? Seems like you were on the same page regarding Trump, who cares if you disagree about Hitler? Night seems divisive enough as it is?

He’ll probably quit TV and go back to his band ‘Rhythym and News’.

I’m finding your distress infectious so I’m going to start on a time machine so we can go back to the early eighties and grab some quaaludes for us okay? Then we’ll go watch T-Rexes fuck or something? It’s gotta be kinda silly.

Had the exact same thought.

Quick put more alcohol in yourself!!! *hurriedly gulps a screwdriver that’s 9/10's vodka*

That’s the thing about democracy, the people choose and most people are idiots. At least we know it’s not rigged!

Well this is cool and avocado prices are expected to drop so at least today has some merits.

I know it bespeaks little for my faith in humanity but I won’t be shocked at all if Blowfish Leatherface wins. People I’ve interacted with acted like Hillary was a foregone conclusion and while I’d desperately like that to be the case I know there’s lots and lots of....I don’t know how to phrase it nicely so feel free…

I’m sinking a bunch of ship ballast in the center of the Atlantic to make my own island nation. You’re welcome to head over, but have to be okay with mandatory Taco Tuesday.

At a bar near my house (suburb of Indianapolis), I’m one of about maybe five other people not wearing some kind of Trump paraphernalia. I’m just waiting to get tapped on the shoulder and told they don’t like my kind around here.

Man I’m constantly feeling some kind of emotional disturbance yet never thought to vent it by pushing somebody into an oncoming train...

My grandma told me as a youth that if I stood too close to the yellow line I’d be violently sucked under the train. Even as an adult I’m overtly cautious on train platforms.

Donald’s obviously not even remotely attractive but all the various simulacrums of his face are actively horrifying, complete fucking nightmare fuel.

Like chocolate replicas of the Stanley Cup or are Stanley Cups some shitty knock-off Reese’s I’ve never heard of?

Sugary cocoa butter with milk solids doesn’t exactly have a good ring to it.