Wet yogurt dumps.

Trump is by no means even a remotely attractive man but the various simulacrums of his face are complete fucking nightmare fuel, actively horrifying.

Actually I was trying to refine ‘leggist’ into a more official term! Like Ambulatory, meaning movement, thus Ambulism. I don’t like snakes though, definitely engender cardiac issues!

Every digital Kit Harrington I’ve seen in regards to this game looke like he just took a 3x dose of Miralax and is desperately clenching in a savage bowel movement.

Cocktail’s main merit being it tastes great with vodka.

Prayer and self-flagellation.

What a wet fart. Should’ve just recommended dipping your genitals in molten lead and wearing a chastity belt, as is proper procedure in regards to a UTI.

Ambulism? Ambulist?

Snake scarf, I guess I appreciate the...I don’t know...boldness?...ingenuity?...to go the snarf route.

When the Lady and I moved into our new place on the tail end of summer a year-ish ago our patio was slammed with them (brown recluse). Was so bad I didn’t even let Little Lady outside for the waning days of summer. Que the following summer I poisoned that fucking whole area so hard I got violently sick for three days…

Yes that’s a zyllagio.

Apparently when you speak his name he materializes behind you like a cotton candy fugu headed phantom. So your thing and just some practicality in there too.

Isn’t that how Canada traditionally resolves disputes? Politely leave you a gift of delicious alcohol then BAM! maple syrup golems pound you into bits while they ride their genetically engineered Utah raptors over your steaming remains. At least I think that’s where it’s going.

That was my exact thought, blown to smithereens. I hope I spelled that right?

I didn’t watch it but her head looks like a human dream catcher, and I’m into it I think.

Can I watch this on Bravo or TLC?

My deepest admiration for whomever edited this, seriously, love you the most. If alien abduction and having sex with dead people is gonna be removed from an internet post, that’s how you do it!!!!

The pouches are for my benefit I think, my very young daughter fashions a trowel/scraping device out of the foil lid when we get the cups. I just tear into them like a Pooh Bear so I think the pouches just save my embarrassment, plus they’re so no mess!

Fucking Cleveland!!!

That is my favorite thing I’ve ever heard said in regards to Chuck Norris ever. *Sending high fives from a million angels