What? Excuse my apparently unwarranted condemnation of her head petting in regards to children. Hopefully my own child can leave a sliver of my neck skin attached, I’m going to have him honor kill me out of this. Prior to my decapation I’d like to say, you are being judgmental, my comment was innocuous. *severed head…

No they were obviously puppets, remnants from Lucasfilm’s buyout, but I wasn’t fooled. *poops in a old can of beans then puts it back in his refrigerator, gets back in tin foil space suit, and continues fighting the Galgamecks*

Is how efficaciously you pat childrens’ heads somehow a metric in regards to your opinion of them now?

I loved Human Revolution but Mankind Divided was kind of a chore for me. Couldn’t really nail down my reasoning either, which still bothers me.

Hey I have nothing but admiration and respect for Hillary, didn’t really mean my comment in a pejorative manner. Just hard for me to picture her cracking up at baby Pope/doing a Superman pose with a little tyke.

This is in direct opposition with my mental image of current Obama chain smoking in his leather jacket and mirror shades cruising around on his rad Harley but it is very cute. I’m pretty sure neither of our current presidential candidates would be great with children, Trump would just make them start weeping and…

I’m sure he has called them that, on numerous occasions.

Maybe dead testicled opposum? Lice riddled kangaroo ejaculate that was forced to watch Chris Christy eat a bucket of chicken wings then passed through a long dead hagfish colon into an ancient septic tank filled with hot sauce spiked baby diarrhea?

I don’t know that it’s ‘brave’ to not have kids but there’s certainly no problem with making that choice. Empirically I’d say there’s more bravery involved lugging a giant parasite around in your belly for nine months then potentially ravaging your lady parts. Not my business what somebody wants to do with their body!

I was going to get something out of her bathroom. Toothpaste or toilet paper, maybe both. Had I preemptively heard a noise I’m sure I would’ve just cheesed it. Wasn’t necessarily the pinnacle of bravery in my youth.

Can he trip head first into a deep fryer which summarily bursts into flames?

What’s Kylie supposed to be? Mime-biker-cowgirl?

Here’s some chunky hot bulldog meat.

Whole body or just controlled her brain?

Glad to hear it’s not just me, was concerned when I first started it up cause my audio just didn’t work at all, no sound whatsoever.

My own thought was ‘did a truck full of boobs jack knife and spill all over here?!’ Apparently we were on the same page.

I was on a road trip with my mom to Arkansas to visit my aunt. We were stuck in gridlock on the highway and if I didn’t go soon there was imminent danger of pissing myself. We’d gotten some Mickey D’s a while back so I peed in a cup. Couple hours go by, my mom either forgot or grabbed the wrong cup or both, sucked…

Had you recently eaten a lot of fat? Fat makes floaty doodies. Props at the extreme lengths you went to cover your shame!

I can really only comfortably poo at my own house, bathroom door locked, no talking, dogs outside guarding the door.

Iron pasties, and a mithril merkin!