What?!?! The you haven’t soldered handles on your respective womens’ crotches so you can lug them around like carry-on bags?!?! How do you deal with the inconvenience????

Harvest it and take it back to Dunwall!!

Well despite her desire to expose egregious wrongs she committed fucking treason. She should’ve been smart and gotten fucking extradited.

Cause it tastes like bonemeal and sadness?

Ah yes, the old ‘I just slapped my micropenis in her general direction’ defense. Isn’t he just fucking admitting his guilt? Admitting his guilt and saying he has an inconsequential penis?

Right? Like why would her producer need to be privy to anything from her gyno?

Hopefully your dad never talked about how voluptuous your breasts were?

Words are like arrows, once loosed...

Probably not, save your lower thoracic guts.

I wouldn’t say he looks like a fetus. More like a clone whose body aged too rapidly for its face to catch up so they cut it off and replaced it with a mass of Haley Joel Osmett’s stem cells then rolled the dice. Did some people just now realize Billy Bush is a total knob rocket?

I mean he’s a gossip columnist. Did he say something particularly inflammatory or accusatory?

I haven’t had anything really, barring the chair that stuck on Lincoln’s leg for the majority of the first firefight with the Haitians. Didn’t seem to bother him too much though.

I know I may sound like a soulless monster but on average I get more saddened by the deaths of pets (especially dogs) than people. Poor little guy.

I’m glad I’m not alone in my enjoyment of the contrast of slightly warm jelly and partially frozen peanut butter.

Yea he definitely portrayed his migrated pyloric sphincter quite well.

Baldwin’s Trump voice is crazy on point.

Thought I was beginning to achieve some sort of callous in regards to his incredibly gross behavior but it seems like everyday there’s a new story that just scrapes it off like Frank’s dirty toe knife and I’m achieving new levels of disgust.

I miss that show. Took me a minute to reconcile cause I don’t think I’ve ever watched Adult Swim without enough marijuana in my system to incapacitate three particularly large rhinos.

Right?!?! Unless he’s had them fucking kidnapped and tortured for months on end. Water boarding is the only logical route I can imagine

Such foul witchery!!!