I was hoping they were already absent and had been replaced by evil mind-controlling sentient tumors.

I know you are but what am I!?!? Hehe, yea very cogent and adult strategy I’d say...

What a specious knobby rectal cyst of an apology.

I was this kid growing up. Always had horrific nightmares. Ended up in my parents bed almost nightly or I stayed awake until the sun came out. Stayed that way until my parents divorced when I was around six and my mom started drinking heavily. I found the nightmares preferable but I still feel guilty to this day the…

I’m glad you worked through it!

The exception being the raccoons are more reasonable with easily discernible motivations.

I’ve just been wondering whether it’s fear or spite that’s driven me from my voting apathy.

Did she have two last names?

I think it’s popular to diagnose assholes with severe mental illnesses nowadays. Loved your post internet stranger.

I’d absolutely rather vacation elsewhere but I appreciate your logical and helpful reply!

Give me a good tourism slogan now huh? Uhh I’ve seen a half alive mouse being eaten by a spider in a web supported by a tampon and a rotting corn dog using the bathroom at a gas station in Impact? I’m sure fucking everywhere has its merits, I haven’t personally experienced Texas’ but I believe I actively stated that I…

Need less fat in their diet. Makes floaty poops.

I feel like fucking Mr. Magoo trying to play online shooters. *hesitantly steps out of spawn location, head blown off and replaced with scrotum

Nope, I suppose I’m just being choleric cause I fell in love with a Mexican girl outside El Paso and had to hastily flee after murdering one of her potential suitors at Rosa’s. I’m just shocked at the foul, evil deed I had done.

Well that was my favorite descriptive thing in a long time. I wasn’t indenting to speak too deleteriously of Texas, everything has its merits.

I’ve traditionally found Texas to be the un-moisturized asshole of Northern America from my many many visits. Guess I should’ve ventured farther I suppose. Beautiful pic, glad you shared!!!

You know Maureen Ponderosa is Ivan Reitman’s daughter? I know that’s a random one but there’s lots of Ghostbusters references in that episode and I inevitably think of that.

Doesn’t verbal IQ have a subscale of 155? I’m not terribly certain, I may just be ercutating nonsense due to my own intoxication. Regardless that rant was positively pulchritudinous.

Jeepers that sounds bad, good luck guys. May you be spared Neptune’s wrath.

And if there isn’t enough to warrant putting it back...good God what have I done...