There’s roughly ten of us that are okay. When the sun hits us rainbows shoot out of our asses and we’re all riding unicorns. Yes it’s pretty backwards at times but I think it’s kind of dangerous to generalize the character of everyone in an entire state. Again, totally realize there’s an exorbitant amount of racist…

That’s what I hate about you! I always really liked when Oscar says he’s generally a good person but he’s going to try and make Michael cry.

I have huge distaste, active repugnance for Trump, but as an Indiana native I think Pence is just a hot congealed bucket of herpetic snake jizz carefully molded into the shape of an older white man.

I fucking loved Abby in that Missy Elliot get up.

What a straight shooter, like the cut of your jib sailor!

I’d go see that movie/band

You’re close but the victim was actually skinned. Swift uses human flesh to upholster ottomans in her sex dungeon.

God I love the roast episode.

Only pornos I watch

I’m trying to think of any actors that have/had anything other than glistening alabaster chompers on TV. Barring them playing a crack addicted hobo with a pacifier fetish

Excuse me, Muppet, not the highly sexualized Muppers, which are my personal creation

Right, like Ron is a fucking dipsomaniac. I wanted to see an episode where he wakes up in Tijuana next to a dead hooker with shit in his pants and roughly ten erotic Mupper Baby tattoos. At least Jack admits he has a drinking problem in one of the live episodes.

Take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese roll it in a pizza...

You don’t know me you’ve just seen my penis

I’m always jamming my wiener into my old Dreamcast controllers. I have a flat rectangular package so it works like gangbusters

Bring me the page, I can cast a curse that turns the offenders face into a jar of smashed assholes.

Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. I’d use my human-sized genetically engineered radioactive centipedes with an insatiable need for flesh if I was ever going to commit violence. *Puts tinfoil jumpsuit back on and does the worm into his Olympic sized swimming pool of gummy bears and marmalade*

As somebody who lives in Indiana I’ve seen way too many pro-life asshats protesting outside Planned Parenthood. Like all they do is abortions and it’s not difficult enough for ladies to have to go there sometimes. Makes me want to take my truck up on the sidewalk and just mow those fuckers down.

I’d absolutely love to see the actual Tyrion cosplay wherein half his nose/face was gone. I love Tyrion because he's a disfigured midget who is an incredible badass with an unparalleled capacity to keep himself alive

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