My immeadite thought was differently shaped nostrils. Glad I wasn't the only one

I want to know what the incredibly phallic dildo-esque on the left side is

Ice cream sandwich chocolate cake, pretzel crumble with caramel drizzle on top. Copious bordering on gross amounts of chocolate whipped cream. I'll bake a bottle of alcohol.

Unfortunately this omen was only in regards to the collapse of his pelvic bowl. Although I’m certain it will have a deleterious effect on his campaign

Or blumbletrumskin

A hole free plastic bag would probably be efficacious

Baked goods is pretty broad, can't attest to your character with such a blanket statement. I'm not terribly current on the Harambe meme thing, all I know is the zoo politely asked people to stop. Don't know how a recently declared endangered species getting shot during the potential mauling of a small child could be…

All about rim jobs and the rusty trom in the gorilla community.

At this point in my life I’m pretty much entirely shameless with regards to acquiring money. That being said I feel like Malificent could potentially lord the fact you took her money over you for a while...See if she’ll do five grand to be the flower girl?

Runs amazingly on my potato but I’ve recently upgraded it’s processor with unicorn ejaculate and the farts from a pixies dream

Just two hours of Kermit doing totally depraved raunched out BDSM acts to Ms. Piggy in that Fraggle Rock cavern while all the Fraggles are just jacking it in the background

I would rather read a collection of Amish romance novels (yes they’re a thing) rather than see this film. Oh who am I kidding, I’m always busting out a raunchy fap to ‘The Lusty Blacksmiths Daughter’

Brave man, I'm surprised it didn't bite his hand off...

Yea a buddy of mine told me I needed to stick with it but I watched four episodes and basically just wanted the entire family to get mauled and devoured by crocodiles. The end.

Well now I know what I'm feverishly masturbating to tonight.

I’ve never quite found the appeal of these games, and I tried. I thought maybe on my Vita they would engender some amusement but no. Now there’s giant frog monsters?

...Or he explodes into a shower of feathers, revealing a pendulous breasted Dalmatian skinned midget who chokes you to death wherein the screen fades to black and the game turns into Dead or Alive beach volleyball?

I think before ‘Make Merica Great Again’ his campaign slogan was ‘No Fatties’

My wife personally gives birth to all our puppies. That being said I am a giant anthropomorphic dog monster.

I agree, until I can physically touch a copy I'll chalk it up to delusions induced by all the hundred year old powdered tiger genitals I've been smoking for the past couple years.