I've heard from reliable sources a large portion of gameplay revolves on customizing his litter box so I'm inclined to agree.

We need babies, otherwise how would we make sacrifices to our crab monster overlords?

I'm meaning that in the capacity that he's trying to cover his previous reprobate tracks. Not that I'd support his desire to pump bull shark testosterone into 3 week olds so they can be an unpaid child labor force, and return the parents to the workforce

He’s just such a squishy malleable wet fart about everything. At this point I’d rather get a panoramic back tattoo of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur 69ing one another than hear anything about the man. A man who could be the next president, abrogating a poisoned toupee.