You’re close but the victim was actually skinned. Swift uses human flesh to upholster ottomans in her sex dungeon.

God I love the roast episode.

Only pornos I watch

I’m trying to think of any actors that have/had anything other than glistening alabaster chompers on TV. Barring them playing a crack addicted hobo with a pacifier fetish

Excuse me, Muppet, not the highly sexualized Muppers, which are my personal creation

Right, like Ron is a fucking dipsomaniac. I wanted to see an episode where he wakes up in Tijuana next to a dead hooker with shit in his pants and roughly ten erotic Mupper Baby tattoos. At least Jack admits he has a drinking problem in one of the live episodes.

Take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese roll it in a pizza...

You don’t know me you’ve just seen my penis

I’m always jamming my wiener into my old Dreamcast controllers. I have a flat rectangular package so it works like gangbusters

Bring me the page, I can cast a curse that turns the offenders face into a jar of smashed assholes.

Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. I’d use my human-sized genetically engineered radioactive centipedes with an insatiable need for flesh if I was ever going to commit violence. *Puts tinfoil jumpsuit back on and does the worm into his Olympic sized swimming pool of gummy bears and marmalade*

As somebody who lives in Indiana I’ve seen way too many pro-life asshats protesting outside Planned Parenthood. Like all they do is abortions and it’s not difficult enough for ladies to have to go there sometimes. Makes me want to take my truck up on the sidewalk and just mow those fuckers down.

I’d absolutely love to see the actual Tyrion cosplay wherein half his nose/face was gone. I love Tyrion because he's a disfigured midget who is an incredible badass with an unparalleled capacity to keep himself alive

Boop

My immeadite thought was differently shaped nostrils. Glad I wasn't the only one

I want to know what the incredibly phallic dildo-esque on the left side is

Ice cream sandwich chocolate cake, pretzel crumble with caramel drizzle on top. Copious bordering on gross amounts of chocolate whipped cream. I'll bake a bottle of alcohol.

Unfortunately this omen was only in regards to the collapse of his pelvic bowl. Although I’m certain it will have a deleterious effect on his campaign

Or blumbletrumskin

A hole free plastic bag would probably be efficacious