Baked goods is pretty broad, can't attest to your character with such a blanket statement. I'm not terribly current on the Harambe meme thing, all I know is the zoo politely asked people to stop. Don't know how a recently declared endangered species getting shot during the potential mauling of a small child could be…

All about rim jobs and the rusty trom in the gorilla community.

At this point in my life I’m pretty much entirely shameless with regards to acquiring money. That being said I feel like Malificent could potentially lord the fact you took her money over you for a while...See if she’ll do five grand to be the flower girl?

Runs amazingly on my potato but I’ve recently upgraded it’s processor with unicorn ejaculate and the farts from a pixies dream

Just two hours of Kermit doing totally depraved raunched out BDSM acts to Ms. Piggy in that Fraggle Rock cavern while all the Fraggles are just jacking it in the background

I would rather read a collection of Amish romance novels (yes they’re a thing) rather than see this film. Oh who am I kidding, I’m always busting out a raunchy fap to ‘The Lusty Blacksmiths Daughter’

Brave man, I'm surprised it didn't bite his hand off...

Yea a buddy of mine told me I needed to stick with it but I watched four episodes and basically just wanted the entire family to get mauled and devoured by crocodiles. The end.

Well now I know what I'm feverishly masturbating to tonight.

I’ve never quite found the appeal of these games, and I tried. I thought maybe on my Vita they would engender some amusement but no. Now there’s giant frog monsters?

...Or he explodes into a shower of feathers, revealing a pendulous breasted Dalmatian skinned midget who chokes you to death wherein the screen fades to black and the game turns into Dead or Alive beach volleyball?

I think before ‘Make Merica Great Again’ his campaign slogan was ‘No Fatties’

My wife personally gives birth to all our puppies. That being said I am a giant anthropomorphic dog monster.

I agree, until I can physically touch a copy I'll chalk it up to delusions induced by all the hundred year old powdered tiger genitals I've been smoking for the past couple years.

I've heard from reliable sources a large portion of gameplay revolves on customizing his litter box so I'm inclined to agree.

We need babies, otherwise how would we make sacrifices to our crab monster overlords?

I'm meaning that in the capacity that he's trying to cover his previous reprobate tracks. Not that I'd support his desire to pump bull shark testosterone into 3 week olds so they can be an unpaid child labor force, and return the parents to the workforce

He’s just such a squishy malleable wet fart about everything. At this point I’d rather get a panoramic back tattoo of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur 69ing one another than hear anything about the man. A man who could be the next president, abrogating a poisoned toupee.