Right but see this is better because the money will be going straight to these captains of industry instead of the people actually making or publishing the game. It’s not a grift as long as it works for me!

The massive waste of resources that is the Blockchain is a pretty impressive metaphor for Ubisoft itself. Or maybe its the other way around?

Alternate solution: Fire Sweeny into the sun.

Lol “let me see your data!!!”

D2R is basically D2*, warts and all.

Thats a big nope on the offline multiplayer, which is one of the many reasons this is so frustrating for so many people.

Remember back in the olden days when you have to explain over an over again to your dad why it was better to watch the widescreen version of a film instead of the pan-and-scan version? Well somehow we argued the point too well, and now everything has been carried too far in the other direction.

I would argue in this simile  it would be less “brandishing” and more “firing over their heads” but basically, yeah.

Truly the Human-Centipede of marketing.

This seems wrong.

Most people living in America have no idea what “Freedom” actually is beyond it being a buzz word that gives them carte blanche to be an asshole.

Treat Rand Paul with Angry Neighbor brand ass-beating. The ass-beating that 4 out 5 doctors recommend for management of occasional bouts of Rand Paul.

So much better than it should have been.

I go into stores, and the same 8 or 9 guns and the same two cybernetics are available that have been there from when I started. Maybe its a bug? Maybe I have done “the wrong missions” and thus the economy hasn’t moved on. I don’t know, but Im not sure when I am going to bother to go back and find out.

I feel like this game got a lot of positive buzz that it didn’t deserve. Like it makes a great first impression, but by a couple hours in you have kind of seen everything. The loot system is the worst possible combination of over-randomized garbage sifting and fixed upgrade boredom. Character customization is all…

Yeah, agreed.

If Cradle of Filth really exists, I mean, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy could even be real, right? It’s like, all bets are off!

Talking shit is about the lowest possible risk style of comedy there is. Get called out on it? Just reply with some variation of “lol you mad?”.

Either it’s sarcasm or maybe a misunderstanding about what the actual definition of “MacGuffin” is?

Hell, even without an alliance they can still pull that off. They can win by losing at the right time to the right faction. It’s a thrill to see a player that thought they just won turn over the prediction cards the BG player set aside at the start of the game (and everyone else probably forgot about) and just watch…