I assume you were joking when you said “almost need”.

I was going to make a little fun of you, but Tom Waits we can agree on.

Call it “History” month and talk about how badly white people are harmed by accusations of racism.

Let’s go way back.

I have an elderly cat that loves to cuddle up next to it inside my entertainment center. I’m a little worried about the PS5 dying a heat death, but actual death probably isn’t far off for the cat so I let her have her napping spot.

An entire life of never having to look at the “quick start” guide on how to set up new console was broken when I was left unsure of what side was the bottom and how the little stand actually connected.

Oh look, another rant. I for one am super impressed by how much you have grown up! Bravo.

I had to start paying people to make a mess so I could continue employing someone else to clean it up. Such a vicious cycle.

Lots of people working garbage jobs have to do a lot of that: Long hours with limited breaks and stretches without easy access to restrooms. I’m not saying it doesn’t suck, it absolutely does, but this sort of situation is hardly unique to people trying to make a living on camera.

Nah, all the best adults break into extended monologues about the failings of others. How else are you supposed to know how mature and brilliant they are?

It will end when they shut down the service, which will be no more than 30 seconds after they stop selling the product at full price.

For those that have not played it, a non-spoiler spoiler: If you have played through the Genesis and SNES incarnations, there are some pretty cool throwbacks to those games in the first game of this trilogy. “Dead Man’s Switch” is the weakest of the 3, but still a pretty good.

It’s funny because Twitch could end this debacle instantly by just banning these streamers who are all definitely trying to engage the boundaries. Twitch  won’t though because while they are afraid of falling into the porn-hole, they also don’t want to lose the money these streamers are bringing in. Instead, they…

Growing up in a small Midwestern town, I heard more than once someone explaining how you can declare one race smarter than yourself but still not as good: The answer is always some version of: “Well they have more book smarts, but are less creative and lack the ability for independent thought so they can beat you on a…

Because if there is one thing that science has taught us, it is that the whole of human life can be broken down into a six or seven number stat block from an RPG.

Fusion was... Ok? I mean Other M was just plain bad by most standards. Fusion felt tonally off for most of its run time, and it had entirely too much exposition through cut scenes and monologues (the correct amount of dialog and monologue in a Metroid game is as close to Zero as possible) but I didn’t hate it.

When one apologizes, one is not entitled to forgiveness or absolution. If the apology is truly sincere, then prove it by doing better next time. Saying “my bad” is a nice first step but look at the history of race in this (and many other countries) and with a straight face tell me you think that asking for forgiveness…

Nah its fine for turning on autopilot and then ignoring everything else on the road until you bowl over a small dog or a jogger.

Being skeptical of “influencers” is is definitely a health position to take. I remember as a child laughing at the disclaimers in front of certain TV shows pointing out that nothing should “be attempted by the viewers at home” as silly and obvious. But then I grew up and the last 20 years of the internet has taught me…

Gamergate was a reminder that people as a whole, are still intellectually lazy, and still vulnerable to the same bullshitting techniques that have been used to organize angry mobs for millennia. It didn’t create Trump, it was however a warning sign that there was still fertile soil waiting for someone to plant in.