“Perianal” is also an acceptable reading.

Jokes on other countries, while Americans die young, all those jerks that are living longer are doing so in socialist hellholes which we all know is a fate worse than death.

Got a real “Dr Girlfriend” vibe for a moment.

I am looking for a nice cozy rock to live under so that I too can be disconnected from the world while pretending that everyone else is an idiot for being broadly familiar with pop culture.

No kidding.

I’m going to let you in on a little secret: This has nothing to do with provocative attire or weaponized prudishness. This is just 100% misogyny. If they couldn’t get the stream cut for violating a dress code, they would find another way. This shit predates streaming by decades.

Essentially: “You are not allowed to talk about my art unless you are heaping glowing praise upon it.”

Gygax smiles in his grave as someone rolls the biggest fireball ever

Well considering that multivitamins are completely worthless, the answer to your query is that it wouldn’t have made any difference.

I believe you have Marvel confused with Harry Potter, which is not real.

He dies so that others might not end up being named and later charged. Real class act that guy

“Is Purrseus on the carpet or the hardwood right now? Oh good he is on the hard wood, that will be easy to clean up”

A lot of people are completely incapable of understanding that perspectives and perceptions can vary from person to person. They can only understand things in terms of “how does this relate to me?”.

The cop’s attitude is a feature not a bug.

Hardware fails, backups can be nice in the future.

At my shit hole high school, featuring wrestlers that had no chance of ever competing at national levels, this dance occurred every time there was a meet. They would spend hours of the school day, running around the school in multiple layers of clothes in order to make weight. Some would stop eating days before. The…

“recordings can be faked. fake news! Also people accused of being racist have it way harder than the people being racisted-at”

Sadly, this is sort of ACE Team’s thing. They start with good ideas, that they often bungle in the execution.

It has been a part of journalism since the beginning. Someone made a cave painting depicting Ook getting gored by a mammoth and an editor came and recommended that they add more blood.

Translation: “I would beat the shit out of my wife if I so much as thought she was speaking to another man in private. Also I hire sex-workers on a regular basis, some of them probably underage”