Star Trek: Engage

Seriously. I have never met a single tolerable human being that has unironically said “I just talk about things at a whole different level than other people”.

Half died. It is always half.

There really has been a shift from “I like this character that some creator made” to “This character belongs to me more than the creator”

The combination of sweet, salty, mildly sour

I think you meant “Other people’s white fetuses.”

Macho Mans a commin for ya

Opening shot: We see a carpet covered in dozens of piles of dog shit.

only at the BBQ

Geography is completely arbitrary in this show. This is hardly the first time that people have seemingly teleported all over the face of the world.

Star Wars lore is at it’s weakest, and most boring, when it obsesses about lightsabers and how bad ass some random Jedi was.

Heaven has terrible parties and all the cool people will be going to the other place anyway. Music is way better in hell too. Enjoy your eternity of muzak

Some good answers up there.

If I ever start spouting dumb stupid hateful bullshit, I hope that someone has the decency to throw a milkshake on me.

Some two-handers require more hands than others

Everybody complains that assassins are OP, until a natural 20 on a sneak attack prevents a TPK.

Endgame during the day, Thrones just now. Fuck you sleep, I’m not going to see you for awhile. goddamn.

They should have worn hoods, that way the few of them that were gainfully employed might still have a job tomorrow.

He is almost as dumb as the people that continue to worship him.

My wife had this theory as well, and as soon as I heard it, I thought “why didn’t I think of that?”