Meghan McCain: one of the best arguments that the real world needs a “block” function.

Thank goodness that one person can’t completely undermine the entire system!

It’s like when that guy that smokes and drinks too much at a party barfs allover the floor, and then spends the rest of the night sitting on the couch telling everyone how the carpet will be fine.

If it’s any consultation, we are dealing with numbers and expanses of time and space so immense, that you only think you understand it enough to be terrified by it.

In the version of this world in which they are not anti-LGBT shitheads I would still not patronize them, or any other company that employs so much astroturfing and meme based advertising.

I hope they find it, because it worries me that extraterrestrials might otherwise miss out on the opportunity to read about the My Little Pony fandom after we are all dust.

The fucked up world we live in that pornographers care more about environmental and social issues than one entire major political party (and arguably most of the rest of the other)

Battletech is good. Not perfect, but quite good.

In hindsight, it seems peculiar that the GOP hadn’t making a stronger attempt to court this potential army of gullible, single-issue “not my kids” voters that, sadly are currently spread between both parties.

I hope they get the golden calf out in time!

If god gave a shit about the building would it still catch on fire?

Nah, but he knows a guy that knows all about fires and insurance money

The GOP is the party of projection.

My eight year old says shit like this all the time when I say things like “no you cannot have a phone”.

The Right’s greatest discovery of the last 10 years has been the “I know you are but what am I?” defense.

I don’t think there is any doubt in their heads what sort of dominance they are pushing for. They think they are going to come out ahead in that version of reality and that is all they really care about, coming out ahead. They already have some amount of affluence, and like all conservatives, their greatest fear is…

Another vote for this being “the dumbest place”

Ultimately he, and most of these fucks, don’t stand for anything beyond their own self interest. There is no point in trying to find any sort of internal consistency or logic, because there isn’t any. Trump isn’t really leading so much as he is being led. 

He is an opportunist, and he kisses every ass he is commanded to while looking like it was his idea in the first place.

Watching goal posts get shuffled around so much after the giant BOYCOTT OF THE CENTURY effort amounted to a wet fart that went unnoticed has been hilarious.