Much like some people like peeing in public pools, many Twitch viewers like shouting in rapidly scrolling, largely unread chat rooms. It’s like AOL back from the dead.

Every time I see that phrase uttered in not-quite condemnation, it reeks of the same resignation as that of a parent standing outside their burning home after one of their unruly children set the place a blaze for the 10th time in a year.

My sincerest apologies. The next time I make an unfunny sarcastic or ironic comment I will be sure to provide a disclaimer that said post is indeed sarcasm/irony in order to avoid any confusion.*

Well jokes are still free to fly right over heads, so at least they survived

Obviously this was a mistake, and hopefully GOG learned from it.

Dwarf Fortress of course.

Clearly the body also has a limited amount of smart-energy, and Trump is trying to use as little of it as possible.

You don’t recognize jokes, which makes you a joy to talk to at parties.

I would submit if you are a creature that can fly, and you keep getting eaten by an animal that cannot, you are dumb and a detriment to your species, so the cat is doing your species a favor.

Nobody tell him that birds eat other birds*. I had a crazy co-worker that never shut up about how they wanted the state to kill all the crows because they hurt other birds.

Number of parties I have attended with people talking about Woody Allen in the last 10 years: Zero

Nothing says “W RLD LEAD R” like a well maintained sign.

Has BLM been blamed for this yet? At least one FOX News dipshit is going to claim that the poor white dude was just responding to the hostility of Black People. It was self defense really.

Or frame it another way, and build a Thunderdome.

Tired of having to push out another press conference right after pushing out another loaf?

Honestly, it isn’t that great. Cool I guess, but not nearly a big a deal as people are pretending it to be. Maybe I am an emotionless husk?

It’s like someone wanted to make another “Jackass” and decided to go with the lowest bidder.

The mostly correct grammar and sentence structure is a dead giveaway.

Does the 15-30 minutes include time added for Trump to reset his forgotten password?

Oh they do give a fuck. They want the rapture to start as soon as possible.