You were a worthy opponent and gracious in defeat

Should we start a list of 6587643 potentially horrible things? I’ll start -

Agreed. I’ve also thought about how that whole logic breaks down when you consider locker rooms with homosexual/bisexual individuals of the “right” sex, etc. Is this guy worried about transsexuals posing to get a peek at his daughter's cooch in the locker room, or that his daughter might sneak a lusty peek at a peen…

“In a city of blind men, the one-eyed man is king..."

Homage to the "amber waves of grain" - a true 'Merican icon! That onlooker looks truly amazed.

THANK YOU! I was about to make the good grief comment - can't believe it was this deep in the comments. I'm disappointed in you all **glowers around room with hands on hips**

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If only it was a red room, the waveform might have lasted a little longer!

I had a lot of pressure put on me to do really invasive stuff to my chosen study organism, but I maintained the position that I would just observe behavior first without sticking EMG electrodes in them, and learn all I could from computer models of said behavior. That bought me enough time to get my degree, and I…

Well, she IS a screamer...

What is up with people’s intolerance? If somebody says it gleeks them out to have a bit of chicken in their salad, why not take that at face value? If there’s a simple accommodation (i.e. new salad) problem solved! I don’t think CPK is going to cave to the “vegetarian agenda”.

Sarcasm Panel of Judges rules...sarcasm!

Some Republican friends have reasonable positions on issues I care about...

Oh come on now! I worked at a restaurant too but I haven’t been a celebrity. Not sure how I would take to it but I think it may take more effort to not be a dick since I think you do need to at least act like a dick sometimes to get ahead in the entertainment business.

I believe "between the buns" is the word you're looking for there.

Only if she resists the rape

That seems kind of black-and-white. From what I’ve read in the comments, a lot of people seem to really dig getting dressed up the same AND doing kick-ass routines of amazing physicality. Not my cup of Red Bull, but different strokes, you know? That said, the “uniformity” should maybe apply to things you weren’t born…

Just a little straightener for the competitions, you'll be fine!

What so now you're telling me my GOAT needs to get its hair straightened!? I must vigorously protest!

See - all it took to get in the blacks was to straighten that hideous hair! Now if you could just up-size that bow a teeny bit...