Ok. My favorite example happened a couple of months before I finally jumped ship.

My ovaries muffle the sound.

I loved Highlander: The Series and have it all on DVD. This was a cool bit of trivia, so thanks!

You know, if the Muslims would just all buy guns and refuse to register them...error...error...caught in gop logic loop.

Is he even trying to win anymore? This, coupled with his insane rant from last week, feels like intentional tanking. But he keeps rising in the polls!?

Right, more like in Aladdin: “He’s got a sword!” “You idiots! We’ve all got swords!” :P

The transition between the Charlie Sheen piece and the John Stamos interview made think that In Touch interviewed John Stamos about Charlie Sheen. And then the dating question made me go “whaaaat Uncle Jesse and Uncle Charlie dated?”

#DistractinglySexy

I’m imagining that “Illuminati kale” is white on the edges of the leaves. I’ve actually seen kale that color. I think it was ornamental.

“Kurt Russell” was the name of Disney’s beloved boyhood sled.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

His next role could be the biopic of (my personal hero) Secretary of Energy, Dr. Ernie “Earnin’ Money” Moniz

I think that’s where she was coming from, she just....is an MMA fighter and not someone who has a degree in vaginal dryness like Dr. McStuffems MD

Out! Out, damn cop!

Someone named Rumer would have been perfect casting on a show called Gossip Girl.