This has to do with cars how? Please file under “Boatlopnik” kthxbye

Had 69FYS on my motorcycle for a while, state issued too! Damn thing fell off on a trail... Now I have fallen into obscurity. TIL zip ties are not adequate fasteners for anything you want to keep.

I’ve been commuting on my trusty KTM 250XC, mainly for shits and giggles because Braaap!

Burn oil, yes. Burn expensive synthetic unicorn blood oil? No, won't even get warmed up until those apex seals scuff off and you end up up dropping in the Briggs and Stratton the car should've came from the factory with. Another plus, the Briggs and the wankel use the same cheap dinosaur oil, glad I bought a drum of…

I once bought a second gen Trans Am... From Ohio... That appeared to only need a little bodywork... Aka I have replaced every panel on it.

I know the Tomcat had its fair share of trials and tribulations, those F110's were shit. SHIT.

Still, it’s better than flying the Warrior I am...

I really need to get a better job...

COTD

Please come with a pair of bloody gloves in the glove box. Please.

Brought to you by: Red Green - “If the women don’t find ya handsome, at least they’ll find ya handy!”

We all know it’s a Honda, with leather. A statement which is both accurate, and precise.

I’m digging the 77-79 Trans Am Snowflake wheels!

I was thinking Evian, but no French water will do in this fine German automobile.

Truth right here... Dexter Holland from The Offspring has his commercial license, so does Dierks Bentley. These guys have made their money and are able to put their passion to use. Bravo!

They could start a for hire airline catering to Gen Xers that have made it in their lives, charge a ton of money, play in air concerts, and do lines of coke in the upstairs bar! Hooray midlife crisis!

“one of the specs that plays a huge role in this bike’s being so good is that they’ve mounted the triple clamp with a thick rubber, which greatly reduces vibrations at the bars.”

Is there an aftermarket option for a thinner rubber, offering increased sensation?

Well that’s a drag...

I’ll leave this here...