Nice suit. He must work the main gate.

Phyllis Schlafly.

Well excuuuUUUuuUUuuuUUUuuse me for trying to be informative, entertaining, and for EDUCATING THE MASSES. Next time write your own dang Jalopnik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oliver didn’t write the book himself, it was Jill Twiss, ie Janice from Accounting. Who you may notice is in fact a woman. There, I destroyed your whole premise.

Show me one of these pictures, please? And keep in mind, we’re not talking about the location of reverse here. You may want to look at that picture again.

Joke’s on them. I just use one of my socks.

Vance is a crooked motherfucker. We probably wouldn’t have the current moron in the White House if Vance hadn’t taken a bribe from the Trump Organization to drop felony fraud charges against Ivanka and Junior.

I guess you might call this “method producing.”

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

This is so sad to see. No choice but to ship off my son to live with his aunt and uncle (who live in Bel Air).

In 1968, no one knew what MLK meant when he often said, “Ron Paul 2012.”

Tom Cotton adamantly denies this story, says it was the Economist.

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

I bet they pulled up in Drive and didn’t put it in park; as soon as the brake lights go off it’s moving. Then when they figured out they couldn’t work the machine, they tried to get out, forgetting it wasn’t in park. They then let go of the brake when opening the door, the car starts to move and then you get a panic…

Additionally, the fictional pill that she was given couldn’t have ended her pregnancy because she wasn’t pregnant. She couldn’t have been. Fertilization and implantation can take several days. It doesn’t happen immediately.

IIRC the doctor didn’t say she was pregnant—in fact, at the moment that the daughter (Sarah?) was having the conversation with the doctor, my initial impression was that they had done some kind of quick toxicology on her and found evidence of her having taken a contraceptive and inferred that she was pregnant, or at…

Though, they should ne something after Staten Island Chuck, the groundhog that DeBlasio killed and tried to cover up.

They aren’t named after people, they are named after what the money that was used to help build them prefers to go by.