Exactly. I’m not worried, though. I’m certain that Ashley Feinberg will clear this up for us in a follow up post. She really is great here at Deadspin.

“Switches are good for kids and adults.”

That snot real.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Not my favorite Sunny premiere ever, but the sight of Charlie blowing sex doll Dennis’ tuba asshole did make me feel right at home again.

Right?

The heck the asparaguses will cook, without being in contact with the boiling water! IMO you’d better go back ordering from McDonald.

You steal on a 3-0 count because they’re not expecting it, and you steal at all because it’s a handy way to advance around the bases.

Stick to sports moran.

So I assume he told the guys in his own dugout not to score anymore? I mean, it was in exceptionally bad taste to keep scoring even after one of the White Sox pitchers collapsed in the dugout with a ruptured intracranial aneurysm, right?

So did they throw you out of the building immediately after you asked that dumb-ass non-question, or did you at least have time to go to coat check?

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

I saw zero Model 3's last week, therefore it’s vaporware and Tesla is doomed!

HOLD ON GUYS HOLD ON THIS DUDE SAW SIX, COUNT EM SIX NEW MODEL 3'S LAST WEEK! TELL THE INVESTERS WILL WANT TO KNOW HOW FINE TEDLA IS!

While I can appreciate your enthusiasm for Tesla, anecdotal sightings aren’t exactly a reliable assessment.

It’s being reported that they’re up to a little over a thousand units per week. That’s less than half of their “adjusted” production targets currently (2,500).

Actually, they all have problems. The difference is they’re more risk averse so they are more careful on how they plan/design things to address the problems or avoid them altogether.

I wonder if Americans have some sort of condition where they must say the words “Free Speech” every 30 minutes or so? That is the only reason I can think of why it literally shows up in every discussion, no matter how irrelevant it is.

“Free speech means that, in addition to the government not being able to censor or arrest me for my speech — i’m immune from criticism and consequences!”