The Massage Envy I worked at would pass customers around to different massage therapist and would only “flag” them when all the other therapist (male or female, whichever was the preferred sex) refused to work on that person.

Like the 6 states around me, I voted Bernie in the primary, and Hillary in the general in November.

Nice price or crack pipe for the Jeep, I wonder?

The article you link back to supporting why you think Moore will win is based on a fallacy. Those “more likely to vote for Moore” voters polled weren’t undecideds. They weren’t leaning. That poll only shows that shithead Evangelicals who were already fully in the tank for Moore are now even more dug in. It’s…

Serious question (seriously) . . .

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

“I did a lot of terrible things as a Terrible Teen, but I protected my friends and they protected me. I’d like to think that wouldn’t have changed whether or not they or I were famous.”

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

I do not for the life of me understand the appeal of wax museums. I really, really don’t get it.

what percentage of Texas women voted for Trump, do ya think?

Terrible take

“Ali’s from Canada” nearly made me spit take. This was great. I’m sick of news people sitting there while ridiculous statements and claims are made unchallenged. Their job is to challenge them! Infuriating.

Apologies if this has been posted before, but Moore’s equally disgusting lawyer tried to insinuate Velshi would have no problem with dating a teenage girl because of his ostensibly Muslim background. Stephanie Ruhle tore him a new one:

Ok Utah Dad, you should change your sect’s name so it sounds less like Moron.

What drugs is this man on with that nose wheezing and cotton mouth?

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.