Does this make Trump Tower the world’s largest dumpster?

Here is exclusive footage of Eric Trump delivering that insurance check.

Can’t imagine the stink of all that gold-painted particleboard and plastic going up in flames.

Liar Liar, tower on fire

According to some reports, the fire initially began in the president’s pants storage area.

I like buildings that don’t catch on fire.

He tweeted out that his building was okay within 30 minutes. How long did it take for him to acknowledge and then gloat about California’s wildfires, again? Over a week?

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

I eagerly await the headline, “Jared Leto in a Coma Following Savage Beating Outside Missouri Truck Stop.”

Dear Mr. Leto,

There is only one Hammer.

She was by the end of the movie. But then should we be including Anna?

Honestly I always kind of assumed mermaids had dolphin-eske anatomy. since they are clearly mammal fish people. otherwise they wouldn’t have breasts.

Ok, I can buy Snow White having one abortion or seven.

Edit: though aren’t Merida and Else lesbians? I’m not sure they’re as likely as the others to have had abortions.

I can hazard some guesses, but I don’t know what to think in the case of Ariel. Mermaids understand something very different when they hear “Roe versus wade.”

There once was a Sean from the city,

His poem did accomplish something, though. After all these years, I finally understand what it’s like to be on the receiving end of Vogon poetry.

Also Federalist columns.

Though warrior women