Me llamo T-Bone?

Kim’s Spanish teacher:

They think it’s an XMen movie and they’re sending in the Mystique who looks like Jennifer Lawrence. It’s just gross on so many levels. Never mind that she doesn’t have a security clearance and is completely unqualified to do these things.

The Stormy Daniels interview will get Super Bowl sized ratings: yes/no?

Oh, the irony over the fact that Trump might not be done in Mueller but by a #metoo inspired porn star who hired herself a pitbull of an attorney.

And it’s particularly odious coming from him. He couldn’t even remember the name of a slain service member when talking to the widow a few months back. That anyone can >still< support him/believe in him is just...repugnant (? My vocabulary is failing me: I can’t muster the adjectives to describe how awful slimy…

Are you all really going to not mention Louise Slaughter’s passing, or did I miss it somehow?

North Korea: “Miss, just how much of a racist idiot is your father? On a 10 point scale is he an 8 or a 10?”

I hate the whole “we will never forget” message around combat deaths, terrorist attacks, etc. Yes we will. We will forget. Almost immediately. Particularly when the story falls out of the 24 hour news cycle and is replaced with some other awful bullshit.

Now that Tillerson is out, guess who gets to go meet with the President of South Korea to prepare for the talks with Kim Jong Un? Daddy’s favorite girl of course!

This story is the human equivalent of the lion who ate the poacher, but left the head.

wtf is wrong with you people.

It works the same way as how cutting resources for sex Ed, birth control, infant healthcare, and child welfare encourages sluts to keep their knees together. Or mandating harsh sentencing for low-level drug offenders instead of rehab. Works awesome. Yup.

It’s like when you see a person struggling to complete a 5k, you run right over and kick them in the shin!

We’re currently fighting to get my stepson to finish high school with us, because where he is in Wyoming there’s only two high schools within 50 miles, and they’re both abysmal. And not because of bears.

I actually thought the video was pretty cute...and the song was definitely less irritating to me than some of her more blatant “I’M TAYLOR SWIFT” songs.

It’s to punish them. Then they’ll try harder and do better. Duh.

I’ve never understood the Republican line that we should take money away from schools that aren’t doing well enough as opposed to investing more resources in them to help them to do better.

Running this through my Trump Brand Empty-Words-To-Bullshit-Translate-O-Matic: