*Hypothetically considers going as Diana Ross for Halloween, immediately realizing it will involve an incredibly expensive 1970s Halston-type gown that would look terrible on me as I lack Ms. Ross’s slim build. Resumes search for witch’s hat.

I’ve just binged four episodes of this. It’s hard not to see Chloe as Vilanelle!  

As an aside, that’s a really cute sundress!

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why am I surprised that this sounds so tacky?

Counterpoint: mind your own beeswax, I’ll wear what I like mom!

Pyramid schemes and mercenaries pay well!

What if you have to pee? Does the crotch piece adhere again?

I could accept that the pants fit all the girls if they were all even remotely close to the same height.

Jesus Herbert Christ, how can anyone still be taking rhino horn? Is she a really stupid sociopath?

Watching The Crown has lead me to read up on the younger siblings of George VI. They got up to some wwwwiiiiiiiillllllllddd shit.

Worst character on best show. Respect wise, a wash.

I really want to believe Bieber’s outfit is a costume.

Albuquerque has 5,000 people!

I’m too devastated to track down an I don’t want to live on this planet gif. Jesus, this one hurts.

Michelle grew us poor, went to elite schools on scholarships that she earned. She wasn’t born rich, but she’s smart and hardworking.

CAN’T UNSEE

Why would anyone send a novitiate to investigate a major haunting issue? It’s like sending sorority rushers to investigate a murder.

I stopped shopping at stores that sell her stuff. I was looking for an interview outfit at Dillard’s and saw they had a little boutique area dedicated to her, and I put down an armload of suits in the spot and walked out.

I want to order a non-religious cake from him with a massive pentagram on it. I picture it in red and black, with the words ‘Bon Voyage Tina!’ in icing.