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“It sounds like I’m insensitive to Jessica. I am not.”

I’m rather surprised that World Goth Day is in May. It seems like a better fit for October or November.

One of the bridesmaids is missing her flower crown! I know of that had been me as a child, I would not be smiling! These kids are troupers!

He called Lisa Bloom ‘blasphemous.’ In this equation is Cosby supposed to be God?

Junior and Eric wanted a shiny foil ball.

Went to settings to clear cache so kinja would let me log in so I could star this.

Hope floats. So do turds.

I want to know what the Pope thinks.

Everyone will get crabs at the CPAC Climate Panel.

That thing where the gold medal winner is jumping on a pedestal wearing ice skates? If I tried that, I would die.

I have found pits in maraschino cherries before. It’s not common, but it happens.

He knows they’re hideous. He talks about how funny they look pretty much every time he meets any new person, but they’ve made such a difference. He’s actually wearing them less, as his feet are so much better.

They’re Z-Coils! They really helped my dad’s plantar fasciitis!

I’m sure Celebrity Big Brother was Omorosa’s end game, Pierce. Sure.

On one hand, I am 100% certain of the existence of chocolate.

It actually really annoys me, in the exact same way PDAs do.

Young Marlon+James Baldwin = I’ll be in my bunk