WHEN YOU MAKE IT COME BACK HERE AND POST PICS AND I WILL DO THE SAME WHEN I MAKE IT THIS WEEKEND.

I remember 2 experiences while living in Monterrei:

Who the FUCK is telling Americans that Mexican quaks are great, when not even us Mexicans would actually go with these people! I really want to know who is telling these epic urban legends about amazing non-certified cheap plastic surgeons and alternative treatments against cancer and HIV, because we sure as fuck…

This is unbelievably stupid. The virus can become resistant to the meds if you go on and off your meds. For Dr Oz to film this is unethical. (Yes, I know Dr Oz is a quack too.) charlie, go home and go without publicity for a while. Learn to be a good patient.

Michelle looks like a goddamn sunbeam.

I’m loving the color of her dress!

Kara is correct:

You’re all going to think I’m Nostradamus, but I’m going to call Haley’s response now: Angry, nonsensical, and no more than 10% relevant to anything the President actually has to say.

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”

As toolish as this is, I also feel weird about putting this up to make fun of. I’d rather ignore it. This isn’t Chet Haze. This is some guy whose learning disabled brother was railroaded and sent to life in prison. Maybe his rap is douchey and he’s a douche but I can’t necessarily make fun of the sentiment.

Again, men fucking shit up for women. If I were an employee there, I’d take it into my own hands and elect an unofficial reproductive coordinator that’ll hand out not just EC (which is over the counter and perfectly legit to have and share with your friends), but condoms, lube, and basic toys.

I am Jack’s cocaine-stained upper lip.

“The bride and groom unintentionally posed in front of a garbage dumpster, foreshadowing the first few years of their marriage.”

My favorite show as a tweener and teen - I adored Valerie Bertinelli and was so proud of her when she married Eddie.

Back in the 90s I saw Pat Harrington in the touring company of Showboat and he was spectacular - played the owner/dad of the young heroine. One of his scenes stopped the show.

And yeah - Rita Moreno is a…

I’d totally forgotten about that show! Loved it when I was a kid, even if probably 85% of the jokes went over my little head. Never thought of it as a candidate for the Postmillennial Reboot Treatment, but— why not?

Banana clip!

The very definition of slack-jawed yokel.

Well, they do say to take a close look at your retirement plan in your 50s, I guess.

Jerry has questionable taste in men.