Related- please do not help spread the rumor that he was targeting Christians. While he did ask his victims if they were Christians before killing them, he killed them no matter what their answer was.

‘Kind of a douche’ is actually an understatement. The man has a track record of drugging and raping a UW student, a few DUIs, battery, drug charges, and even domestic violence towards Solo herself.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

Okay, Terrible Person chiming in: I am now grateful to you and this magazine for showing me Nuts.com, since they have all the candies I used to love as a kid. And I might actually be able to afford the candy bar at the reception now!

I have yet to hear something scientology-related that is not incredibly sad.

It’s actually called the Scientology Celebrity Center? Why not call it The Place Where We Treat Famous People Far Better Than You Sniveling Slave Worms?

Never forget Lisa McPherson! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_McPh…

Wait, another death allegedly due to involvement with Scientology?

To me, he will forever be Ralph Lifshitz from the Bronx.

kinky sex makes Jesus cry.

Hot take: Cool Pope is not actually Cool, happens to suck slightly less than other Popes but still unabashedly sucks asshole.

My husband calls that a work-cation.

What the fuck were people expecting? “This isnt open mic night at the Bryn Mawr Student Union.” It’s the CATHOLIC CHURCH. He’s still incredibly liberal and progressive for the most ass backwards institution in modern times.

In a press conference on the papal plane during his return trip, Pope Francis said it’s a “human right” for government officials to refuse to carry out duties that violate their conscience.

You know what? Good. Fucking good. Maybe now I won’t sound like a grouch and a conspiracy theorist when I say “The Pope isn’t working in our best interest, liberals! He’s saying the same shit all the other Popes have been saying, but in a nicer way that places emphasis on different places.”

Yeah, I knew that he hadn’t changed the Church’s position on marriage equality, but given his statement that he wasn’t going to judge members of the LGBT community, it was hurtful to hear that he made time in his busy schedule for someone who so strongly judges everyone in addition to failing to do her job.

Well, if history has taught us anything it’s that if the Vatican seems embarrassed by something and would rather not talk about it, there’s probably not much of a story here.

So, we can stop with calling him ‘Cool Pope’ now, right?