I don’t know if you read DearCoquette, née Coketalk, but I’ve always thought what she had to say on the matter was pretty smart:

When I was younger I was in favor of the death penalty, but over the years have come to oppose it. At first it was for political reasons, and I find now that it’s for moral ones. It’s wrong. A civilized country doesn't do this.

I can’t comprehend how we even do this anymore. It’s just horrific. This is why I will not be apathetic about politics. We may very well be able to end the death penalty in the next decade if we don’t end up with another Scalia or Thomas on SCOTUS.

Meanwhile, Oklahoma is probably going to execute a man whose conviction is so full of holes, it should be the definition of reasonable doubt. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/l…

Awwww yeeeaaah, all that sexy Florida air and sexy Florida smells. What’s that sexy sound? Yelling tourists? Oh boner, contain yourself.

Or Bieber. I think Bieber really might be in the cards at some point.

It is going progressively worse, though. I mean, Black Crowes to Muse to Jonas Brothers. If she keeps this up, she will have to date Diplo next.

Who the hell goes to Disneyworld to set the mood with their hookup?

Is it admirable or questionable for Kate Hudson to bring 23-year-old Nick Jonas on a date at a theme park for children? Answer is TBD, but the move is definitely bold.

How can we not blame Planned Parenthood!

It’s curtains for you Fiorina!

My maternal grandmother routinely used threats of suicide to get her way on seemingly normal things (like my aunt getting her own place after she finished college rather than moving back home) with her children. It was sad and gross. Her funeral a few years ago was such an odd experience. Rather than celebrating her…

How can we blame Planned Parenthood?

Congratulations, you have successfully identified the rhetorical device known as parody. You win one free lorazepam.

Sports bra, maybe?

I’m still confused as to how Kermit can stop gunky build-up.

Natalie Dormer in pig-drag?

They miss the Henson touch, that’s for sure.

They never get my good side.