Same, man. Same.

I was really warming to Miley a few months ago. It seemed that she had dropped all the Black signifiers, started moving in an interesting musical direction, was a great advocate for homeless youth, she was Queer positive and sex positive and just living her crazy life.

What are the chances that Xander was hit by Toth again and actually has a successful version of himself who’s out there living his best life?

She has five films coming out between this year and next. Some of her roles have (Powder Blue, Rules of Attraction) have been offbeat and interesting. Biel is also only 33; if she wants to go back to school and get a Phd in theater studies or math, or take up marathon running, volunteer with the Red Cross or whatever.…

Love her. Love the lips, the bone structure. The way she normAlly stays the fuck out of the limelight ? But Jesus what do I know. I'm only a very drunk person who though it a good idea to Jezebel before bed.

I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY SELL BEER AND WINE. I went with two mini bottles of champagne because this is nothing if not a celebration of ridiculousness.

#SaveOurKara

There should be an open bar.

At least there are snacks

This reminds me of the time that Jez had Lindy West eat a lot of disgusting things (breastmilk lollipops or something like that) and videotape the results. Between this, the staggeringly researched and heart/eyeball-rending celebrity instagram promotions piece and her Coachella assignment, I’m concerned that Kara is…

How much do you hate your co-workers right now, Kara? on a scale of 1-10?

in conclusion, tom brady hates hispanic people, the end.

Erin don’t forget to get Kara a lot of wine after that

It’s at the Reagan library? Oh, God, the number of Regan mentions/shout-outs.

Is this full of candy?

Breathe Shallowly
The old stink will be strong

STOP USING THAT ADORABLE BABY TO PEDDLE YOUR CANDY CORN LIES

I do not want to watch Paula Deen’s racist bitch pants-crapping ass in anything. Programmers, you hear me?

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