For me, this would be an act of disobedience to my God.

I bet you’re a real hit at parties. Lighten up, Francis.

I heard that if you say Marc Jacobs 3 times, Angel Barta appears.

Yeah, I haven’t been able to figure out why Hungary has been claiming they don’t want the refugees there, while simultaneously preventing them from leaving.

Went to Briebart. Not even covering incident. So I clicked on article about new Trump bio. Wow! Somehow they’ve decided that the Left (they cap not me) subverted justice for the Central Park rape victim. Implying those boys were actually guilty. I had to rage on out of there. After I go smoke I’m trying my new fav…

+ a liar without any backbone too, apparently

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

My dad, an alcoholic, always used to skip the wine during Eucharist. When we got married, my wife and I were the Eucharistic Ministers. I remember being slightly panicked when my father lined up in front of me and took the chalice from me. He raised it to his lips and then kissed the rim. It was the most reverent…

Julianne,

I was 27, so you were just a baby. I feel like Mrs Robinson now.

I grew up in Napa... full of drunk tourists all summer who would pull over to ask for directions. We looooved to give them wrong directions as hooligan teenagers. Not quite the same as your story, but it reminded me of those days.

Mentioning the 9/11 gift shop always makes me think of this.

You know, at some point, you really have to respect Marc Jacobs’ industriousness.

Well I was over 30, so both of you shut it!

I am VERY tired of the tongue thing. For fucks sake, keep it to (and in) yourself for a change. Once, twice, mayyyyyybe 3 times is cute/sassy/rock n’roll; any more and people speculate you simply lost muscle control and it just hangs out like that all the time.

I was 32.

I don’t want Natalie Portman to feel bad, I want Zach Braff to feel bad.

Natalie Portman is a sly fox who is publicly saying this to have Abbi and Ilana come to her first, and from there springboard into an intense cool-girls-only best friends trio. It’s her dream, and she’s gunning for it.

Cause we all know that if Portman went to Abbi and Ilana first, wide-eyed and hopeful for…

Really, Natalie? That’s what you feel bad about?

Have you ever heard of this band The Shins?