“Contraception and abortion will be forbidden, so keep your legs crossed, girls!”

Thank you for wearing a strong brow Cindy. You gave grade school me something to hold on to in the face of relentless teasing.

Was about to come here and write that in all caps.

For once, Yoko speaks sense.

Beautiful girl; hideous, strangling bikini.

Rampling was the worst part of the terrible second season of ‘Broadchurch’.

Would watch, and re-watch in syndication.

There is no test for a genetically heritable throat cancer.

Okay, so test one of the kids. If the test comes back positive, then for the next test they don't have to sequence the entire genome, resulting in much less expense. Getting everyone tested straight off the bat isn't caution, it's conspicuous consumption.

My impression was that they suspected a cancer gene in their maternal line. They could test the fathers if they were being hyperscrupulous, but if there is no history of cancer, then genetic testing is pointless.

There was absolutely no point in all of them getting tested. Test the parents, and if they aren’t carriers, then neither are the kids. Science!

The Sorosis Club? More like The Cirrhosis Club, right Ladies?

Because when I think free spirited boho cool, I think ‘Calvin Klein’.

Now I'm nervous.

Just substitute buckwheat Crêpes for the regular ones. They are just as good as wheat, although they are not the same color.

I THINK I COULD MAKE THAT GLUTEN FREE. CAKE!

That book is currently on my bedside table, number three in line.

As a child, I wanted to look like Valerie Bertanelli when I grew up, mostly because she looked a lot like my Auntie Loretta, and I thought it was a pretty realistic goal.

It’s hard to keep a psychopath down.

I'll bet that thing is plastic.