Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

The team has released a statement that they were unaware of Heimlich’s neice, but now that they’ve seen her face, they believe her.

They are brads children and his responsibilty as well. She also like gave birth to three of them and he could at least outearned her during that time. CS is the childs property not the parents. Whoever children arent fed clothed and housed by owes them money to pay for that. 

I always wonder how side pieces who get promoted to wife act so surprised when their ill-gotten gains end up treating them as badly as they they did their previous partner. Like, do these women really believe that the wife didn't understand him and that she was actually crazy? 

The Redhawks went on to win, proving once again Chicago Dogs are no good with catch-up.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

Personally, I’d rather Twitter flame wars than actual wars.

Just as I realize every time I accidentally grab some in the casino buffet, eggplant isn’t beef.

I don’t think Papa John wants Idris as a spokesperson.

“And tell your moms I said hello.”

You’re describing basic human decency as something that one has to be raised to have, I disagree about as much as possible.

According to friends, this reminds them of Mistress T on Youporn....

You misspelled anal cyst.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

“Oak, I swear on my father's grave that you do NOT want to fuck with these guys.”

So you can hear Pete Rose complain that the first two cheeseburgers don't count, as he argues Ichiro in fact only ate one.

Why, is he planning to testify about something?

So, we were down somewhere around Redondo Beach at a friend’s house. He was waiting for his buddy to come over and they were going out to cruise some bars. Well, his buddy shows up, and it was Jan-Michael Vincent. He was nice enough and looked all worn out like a homeless man. But, he was a hero of mine from youth.

I’m sorry, but that’s a niggardly list.

And by having both groups on the boats choose not to blow up the boats, Batman has already seen that the people have hope and won't be ruled by their fears or corruption or whatever. The only reason for Batman to take the blame was to set up the next movie.